pulling an asif

When an individual disappears from public life entirely for days on end, fails to reply to modern communication devices and is akin to a wizard in his ability to go unseen.

Usually has some bs excuse for the disappearing act.

dude1: have u seen jon at all lately?
dude2: no man he is pulling an asif, no sight of him.

dudette1: hey you been pulling an asif these past few days!
dudette2: girl, i been so busy with work and school...
dudette1: i thought you got fired?
dudette2: ...

by thejumperup26 October 15, 2010

Ilf Asif

the cutest person ever

ilf Asif is the cutest person to exist, he is amazing with his words and just ilf himself

by kmamma March 18, 2021

Musa Asif

Musa is an incredible strong brown boy he is tall and smart and a fast sprinter. He is amazing and funny , he contributed in building the london bridge and the eiffel tower and even the pyramids of Giza

ive nevver seen someone more handsome than musa asif

by The_hard_truth March 18, 2021

Asifa

A small girl for her age but is super nice and cute. She is innocent and would never try to hurt anyone. She is outgoing and funny . She doesn't like to be alone and will always be their for you. You are lucky to have a an Asifa.

That girl is just like an Asifa.

by was up world November 17, 2016

As If You Do

Used to acknowledge a stupid act or if someone says something rediculous or unbelievable.

Jayd: omg wayne just got back with that mong!
Kayleigh: i knoo, as if you do man..what an idiot.
Jayd: aha yeahh

by Jayleigh February 2, 2008

as if

YEAH RIGHT!
Made popular by the movie CLUELESS staring Alicia Silverstone.
Meaning: I'm definetly not going to do that / not into that/ don't beleive that / etc.

If a guy tells me he knows I'm in love with him (but I think he's a total loser), then I say to him "AS IF!"

by Aaliyah Christen January 4, 2004

as if

Short for "as if that was true," "as if that would really happen," or "as if she'd really agree to that." Basically, it means it'll be a cold day in hell that the idea or event is true or ever will be. It's a hipper version of the 80's expression, "Yeah, right!"

Enriched after selling plasma, old impoverished Nathan approached young, smokin' hot Angela and asked her if she'd like to have dinner with him at the all-you-can-eat buffet: his treat. After throwing up a bit in her mouth, she rolled her beautiful blue eyes and blurted, "As if!"

by Rico Suave' January 29, 2017