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what's the square root of this apartment?

Rhetorical question asked by someone distinctly more cool than whomever is being asked in an attempt to point out his or her inherent corniness or dorkiness.

Is used primarily used by a black person to a white person but may be used by any hip person who wants to call out an uncool subordinate.

Originally used in a skit on Chappelle's Show.
"Hey you white guy from Canada, what's the square root of this apartment? (laughs to self)."
by Mos before Bros April 24, 2007
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Water Apartment

Term for the grand space of a handicap stall in a bathroom. Spun off the old term of water closet which was, for all purposes, just a toilet in a space the size of a phone booth. Usually contain a jump seat for a child or little friend, bars you can rest your head on for a quick nap, and a coat hook on the door. In most cases also contains a working door latch, something that is missing in the toilet booths.

Similar to the Taj Mahstall but with fewer amenities.
See also Taj Mahstall, Water Apartment and Toilet Booth.
by Sci-Fi Wasabi May 12, 2010
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college apartment

A more expensive, but worth the money alternative to a college dorm room. You usually get more decent roommates, you actually have separate bedrooms, but you still have to suffer with eating frat food such as ramen noodles and share each other messy bathrooms. But at least you have more privacy so you can study or do your thing. The dorm has very little privacy. Usually found around community/technical college and smaller 4 year colleges.
Fuck the dorm, I am splurging and renting an college apartment
by Kyle 230 August 2, 2009
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Side apartment

An apartment usually found with its entrance on the side of someone's house, this phenomenon is most commonly found in Staten Island NY (on the south shore) The residents of side apartments usually consist of divorced mothers and dirtbags. Most drive an Infiniti which can usually be found parked illegally ( blocking someone's driveway) on the street. These people are overly tan and sometimes addicted to prescription pills.
Joe: Hey did you hear about mike?

vinny: no, what happened?
Joe: He paid 50G for a brand new Infiniti and 2 days later he was found OD on oxy.
Vinny: where?
Joe: his side apartment in great kills
by Rex'smissingfat July 15, 2015
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Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex

1. Train whistle
2. Drum set
3. Any toy that runs on batteries
4. Any toy that has a speaker

5. Things that make a noise any time it is moved
6. meth
7. Voice activated toys
8. Things that can be slammed closed
9. Things that provide the child with glucose
10. An electric guitar
11. Stuff that is made to scare them and make them yell
12. dildos
13. Stuff that can hardly touch them that they will claim hurts
14. Soldering iron
15. Sugar
16. Sucrose
17. Glucose
18. Rat poison
19. Basketball

20. Items 1-19
“Do you know stuff my son would like?”
No, but I can tell you all sorts of Toys to not get your 5 year old in your shitty apartment complex
by TheAlwaysCorrect1 November 4, 2022
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5 day apartment

When you are in between houses and you are living in a motel/hotel, its called a five day apartment. Not to be confused with vacationing in a motel/hotel, Five Day Apartment applies only to when you live in a hotel/motel without a real home to return to. NOTE: Five Day Apartment applies to any period of time, from one night to months on end.
I moved out of my house, but I can't move into my new place for a few weeks. I guess I'll rent a 5 day apartment.
by Ina5dayapartment July 28, 2010
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my kids first apartment

Per The Family Guy:

Lois takes Peter to an Oral Sex learning retreat. Unknowingly Peter and Stewie have switched bodies in an unfortunate experiment gone wrong. Lois wants to show Peter where, “the kids first apartment is.” The rest of the family desperately tries to invert the process before Stewie has to, “Munch a Bunch of Fritos.” Which entails chomping on Lois kitty. Prior to the chomping of the kitty, the inversion takes place, only to show it was Brian in Peters body doing the chomping…
Let me show you, my kids first apartment…..
by Nishidamoto August 22, 2022
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