AOL

Stands for American Online, the crappiest internet service ever created in the history of the world. Supposedly corupts your hard-drive so you can using nothing BUT AOL
Mom look! its aol! 8mom pulls out .44 Magnum, shoots disc out of boys hand*
Mom in clint eastwood voice-so aol...is it five or six bullets? feeling lucky...punk?
by Mustache Man March 02, 2005
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Also: AOHell.

The worst mainstream Internet Service Provider (ISP) there is.
Anybody that uses AOL is a Internet noob.
by C. Clarus April 25, 2004
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An Isp that never had any quality and still doesnt have any quality built into it. Tends to be used by people that know nothing about computers, but they think using AOL makes them computer literate. The cd spamming of their product they do through the mail is a whole different story. They make great coasters, and are often addressed to dead relatives.
Thats the 12th AOL cd addressed to my dead great grandmother.
by whuh? November 14, 2004
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An ISP which people who have no clue about computers get and then think they are the coolest people around. Very few people like AOL. Also a company that likes to spam inboxes and mailboxes with ads and trial cds. Most definitions said below this definition are true.
This "lawyer" is most likely just some lonley person who is obssesed with AOL. You can't sue free speech.
by Tom December 22, 2004
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AOL, or America Online. A very friendly virus that destorys your computer without you even realizing it. Masked as an ISP with chatrooms, e-mail, Instant Messenger, etc. Will completely destroy your computer within a matter of years if left to do it's business. Will also corrupt and drain your mind of all rational thoughts. Classified as Dangerous.
First week: man, AOL is so awesome.
Second Month: man, AOL is so awesome
second year: uhhhh. U AOL, me... me. Rawrrrrr!!
by idioticidioms April 18, 2008
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ashcroft online.

where ALL aol internet traffic gets routed through various transparent government and NSA servers before being released to the wider internet.
by TV sucks November 21, 2004
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America Online, one of the most well-known Internet Service Providers (ISPs) with email, chat, and entertainment services, that became unpopular due to bad customer service and policies.
What is your ISP? Mine is AOL.
by jennieblue22 April 14, 2009
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