Abbots Chain

The practice of a group of 3 or more men lined up behind one another, where each man is being buggered from behind whilst simultaneously buggering the man in front. The phrase is thought to have come in to usage when such homosexual practices were widespread in monasteries in the early Tudor period. The practice was rumoured to be part of a sordid initiation ceremony where novice monks would take the front of the Abbots Chain and be forced to felate the Abbot as he stood on a ceremonial footstool. Long held to be one of the minor reasons Henry VIII began to sack many monasteries during his reign, after he was not invited to a mass Abbots Chain in Westmister Abbey organised by the Archbishop of Canterbury. The practice is quite common in certain specialist clubs in London, particularly in the Muswell Hill area.

If you had Graham Norton being buggered by Dale Winton who in turn was being entered by George Michael, whose anus was being pentrated by Michael Barrymore, who himself was having his bottom pounded by Rupert Everett, you would be witnessing what is known as an Abbots Chain.

by Hev September 27, 2006

abotripon

What you do when your girlfriend gets pregnant, you don't have $500, and neither of you wants to be a parent. Thus a homebrewed do-it-yourself method of removing the fetus is required.

"Billy, I'm pregnant. Go get a liter of whiskey and a wire hanger, we're gonna have ourselves an abotripon tonight"

by briantech2 September 21, 2008

The Jim Abbot

Fisting oneself in the anus, thus making it look like you have no hand.

I thought that chick had no hand, but realized she was just giving herself The Jim Abbott.

by Brian & Nick April 20, 2009

Royal Abbott

When two men, if wearing hoop rings, interlock their prince alberts.

Dave and Bruce did a Royal Abbott to show that they are BFFs.

by hardcore4life May 20, 2009

Newton Abbot

A large market town in south Devon inhabited by drunken Londoners and Chavs. The town became a shithole in the 1980s after Dr Beeching closed down the town’s railway works. Every street is full of Charity shops, Turkish barbers and takeaways. Large communist and Fascists movement has blighted the school’s.

“Hey man, is their a place more chavy than Birmingham?”

“Yeah, it’s called Newton Abbot”

by Baconflavouredcrisps December 25, 2018

Newton abbot

Apsolute shit heap full of roadmen, chavs and pedophiles but the market is nice for 5p sour lollies

Person 1 - Ew look at that chav over there!
Person 2 - oh yeah they live in Newton abbot
Person 1- not surprised.

by Pickleypucks September 15, 2020

Greg Abbott

Absolutely disgusting and authoritarian governor of Texas who wants to take away your rights and make people lose power in extreme weather

Greg Abbott is doing the usual thing that a typical RepubliQan would do: Mishandle a crisis while taking away voting rights. He is willing to turn Texas into a shithole.

by UrbanDefinitionMaker June 21, 2021