Fap

The sound that one makes from masturbating, jerking off etc. Often repeated as "fap fap fap".

"fap fap fap. AHHHHH this feels good!!!"

by Christobal the Ripper June 25, 2009

fap

What I do every morning in the shower before school.

Damn dude, I fapped so hard in the shower this morning!
Water is kind of an anti-lube though.

by NoobSliceOwns February 25, 2009

fapping

See fap.

by Diablos November 11, 2002

fap

fah-p

To masturbate furiously.

To verbally declare attraction to something.

A declaration of self-love chanted over and over by Genos.

by PAK CHOOIE UNF! May 9, 2003

Fap

To stroke the penis and make vanilla icecream come out

Stop fapping to hentai you dirty bastard.

by Sinner_ April 30, 2008

Fap

Verb - To "fap" or "fapping".

The act of loudly thumping one's flaccid penis against one's thigh to produce a loud slapping, or "fapping" noise. You can fap against other things, like someone's face or butt cheek, or if you get really good, the back of the hand that you're actually fapping with at the same time. Foreskinless people probably can't generate the same noise.

Also, there is the "Upward Aggressive Fap", which is literally what the name would suggest. Aggressively ping your dick up against your pubic region, causing impressive acoustics, red marks to body and knob, and a painful stinging sensation.

- Hey listen to this sick fap!
- I was doing the Upward Aggressive Fap and now my cock is all red and sensitive.
- Look we're fapping in sync!
- I fapped her cock holster so bad she had a cock holster period.

by WhatYaGonnaDo?! May 12, 2017

fap

To play with oneself (for females, this is shikking oneself)

My chemistry teacher faps himself to pics of Rush Limbaugh and Al Sharpton.

by RachetBoo March 30, 2003