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Smithfield Cleanser

When you take a water can from your truck, secure the nozzle in your asshole, and give yourself a good colon cleansing.
"Gave myself a good Smithfield Cleanser the other day and I tell ya man I feel great! Yall should give it a try"
by Maverick402 June 15, 2019
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Carpet cleaners union

A carpet cleaners and rug munchers union is a union for dyke workers.
The two dyke workers joined the carpet cleaners union.
by Solid Mantis June 25, 2019
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captain cleave

A YouTuber who does his best to make content and makes videos that a decently entertaining. I recommend go subscribing
I just watched Captain cleave on youtube and regret it jk lol go sub
by Soopscrub June 28, 2019
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spring cleaning

When it's spring time and a man's testicles are still filled up with semen from the previous season, he's ought to do a spring cleaning. (Basically: he really needs to shag because he's been lazy all winter)
"Ah man, I better text that girl I met last summer, it’s time for a spring cleaning!"

"Dang! It's March already! I've contacted a few girls for my spring cleaning but haven't heard from any of them yet."
by Lilith666 March 24, 2019
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Mr Clements

A science teacher who has anger issues but is sweet on the inside lol jk
Mr clements made us do boring work because some fucktard talked when he was showing us something smh
by Anime tiddes are best April 2, 2019
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stay clean shawty

Stay clean just means dont have a hairy vagina
A - stay clean shawty
B - stfu
by Eileen Rayne April 15, 2019
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bell cleaner

a person who likes to lick bellends clean
yo bro look theres a bell cleaner eww
by cumlickinhobo5 August 6, 2019
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