Definitions by Lilith666

going all Scotland Yardy

When your man/woman didn’t reply to your messages for a while and you start digging for clues about why on social media or old text messages.

A: He hasn’t text me back in 3 days. I’ve read through all our past messages and I can’t find any clues...

B: Chill! Stop going all Scotland Yardy on him!

going all Scotland Yardy by Lilith666 April 6, 2019

sherlocky

When a person becomes extremely controlling and obsessive in a relationship. On the edge of being abusive.

A: That guy over there is quite cute, isn't he?
B: Oh, God! That's Mark, he's known for being very sherlocky!
A: Ugh! Okay, no!

sherlocky by Lilith666 April 6, 2019

spring cleaning 

When it's spring time and a man's testicles are still filled up with semen from the previous season, he's ought to do a spring cleaning. (Basically: he really needs to shag because he's been lazy all winter)

"Ah man, I better text that girl I met last summer, it’s time for a spring cleaning!"

"Dang! It's March already! I've contacted a few girls for my spring cleaning but haven't heard from any of them yet."

spring cleaning by Lilith666 March 24, 2019

winter cum 

When it's spring time and a man's testicles are still filled up with semen from the previous season.

"I can't believe it's spring already! My balls are still filled with winter cum!"

winter cum by Lilith666 March 24, 2019

Shag shed 

a place (a hotel) you go to have sex with someone

Just booked a shag shed for us.

Shag shed by Lilith666 March 23, 2019

cummer 

basically a wanker but a bit more friendly. Hebridean Scottish

"Shag off you cummer!"

cummer by Lilith666 March 23, 2019

a bag of cunts

a group of people or a band that you really like. Scottish Glasgow

"Did you meet Al's friends last night?"
"Aye, what a bag of cunts! I absolutely love them!"

"That bag of cunts is playing some banging tunes!"

a bag of cunts by Lilith666 March 23, 2019