Lilith666's definitions

cummer

basically a wanker but a bit more friendly. Hebridean Scottish

"Shag off you cummer!"

by Lilith666 March 23, 2019

Shag shed

a place (a hotel) you go to have sex with someone

Just booked a shag shed for us.

by Lilith666 March 23, 2019

spring cleaning

When it's spring time and a man's testicles are still filled up with semen from the previous season, he's ought to do a spring cleaning. (Basically: he really needs to shag because he's been lazy all winter)

"Ah man, I better text that girl I met last summer, it’s time for a spring cleaning!"

"Dang! It's March already! I've contacted a few girls for my spring cleaning but haven't heard from any of them yet."

by Lilith666 March 24, 2019

a bag of cunts

a group of people or a band that you really like. Scottish Glasgow

"Did you meet Al's friends last night?"
"Aye, what a bag of cunts! I absolutely love them!"

"That bag of cunts is playing some banging tunes!"

by Lilith666 March 23, 2019

winter cum

When it's spring time and a man's testicles are still filled up with semen from the previous season.

"I can't believe it's spring already! My balls are still filled with winter cum!"

by Lilith666 March 24, 2019

sherlocky

When a person becomes extremely controlling and obsessive in a relationship. On the edge of being abusive.

A: That guy over there is quite cute, isn't he?
B: Oh, God! That's Mark, he's known for being very sherlocky!
A: Ugh! Okay, no!

by Lilith666 April 6, 2019

going all Scotland Yardy

When your man/woman didn’t reply to your messages for a while and you start digging for clues about why on social media or old text messages.

A: He hasn’t text me back in 3 days. I’ve read through all our past messages and I can’t find any clues...

B: Chill! Stop going all Scotland Yardy on him!

by Lilith666 April 6, 2019