Definitions by Lilith666
going all Scotland Yardy
When your man/woman didn’t reply to your messages for a while and you start digging for clues about why on social media or old text messages.
A: He hasn’t text me back in 3 days. I’ve read through all our past messages and I can’t find any clues...
B: Chill! Stop going all Scotland Yardy on him!
B: Chill! Stop going all Scotland Yardy on him!
going all Scotland Yardy by Lilith666 April 6, 2019
sherlocky
When a person becomes extremely controlling and obsessive in a relationship. On the edge of being abusive.
A: That guy over there is quite cute, isn't he?
B: Oh, God! That's Mark, he's known for being very sherlocky!
A: Ugh! Okay, no!
B: Oh, God! That's Mark, he's known for being very sherlocky!
A: Ugh! Okay, no!
spring cleaning
When it's spring time and a man's testicles are still filled up with semen from the previous season, he's ought to do a spring cleaning. (Basically: he really needs to shag because he's been lazy all winter)
"Ah man, I better text that girl I met last summer, it’s time for a spring cleaning!"
"Dang! It's March already! I've contacted a few girls for my spring cleaning but haven't heard from any of them yet."
"Dang! It's March already! I've contacted a few girls for my spring cleaning but haven't heard from any of them yet."
spring cleaning by Lilith666 March 24, 2019
a bag of cunts
"Did you meet Al's friends last night?"
"Aye, what a bag of cunts! I absolutely love them!"
"That bag of cunts is playing some banging tunes!"
"Aye, what a bag of cunts! I absolutely love them!"
"That bag of cunts is playing some banging tunes!"
a bag of cunts by Lilith666 March 23, 2019