When you are getting a blow job and you quickly pullout, stick a jumbo marshmallow on the tip of your penis and jam it back in his mouth.
"This guy was giving me a blowjob last night so I hit him with the good ol Smithfield S'more. He choked so hard bits came out his nose."
by Maverick402 June 15, 2019
When you take a water can from your truck, secure the nozzle in your asshole, and give yourself a good colon cleansing.
"Gave myself a good Smithfield Cleanser the other day and I tell ya man I feel great! Yall should give it a try"
by Maverick402 June 15, 2019
by Maverick402 June 15, 2019
When a person (preferably a female) shits their pants while wearing a thong. The string then cuts the turd in two.
"Where is Brenda"
"Oh you didn't hear? She had to go home and change because she pulled the Wisconsin cheese cutter"
"Oh you didn't hear? She had to go home and change because she pulled the Wisconsin cheese cutter"
by Maverick402 April 11, 2018