Definitions by Maverick402
The Shitty Gritty
The Shitty Gritty by Maverick402 June 15, 2019
Smithfield Cleanser
When you take a water can from your truck, secure the nozzle in your asshole, and give yourself a good colon cleansing.
"Gave myself a good Smithfield Cleanser the other day and I tell ya man I feel great! Yall should give it a try"
Smithfield Cleanser by Maverick402 June 15, 2019
Smithfield S'more
When you are getting a blow job and you quickly pullout, stick a jumbo marshmallow on the tip of your penis and jam it back in his mouth.
"This guy was giving me a blowjob last night so I hit him with the good ol Smithfield S'more. He choked so hard bits came out his nose."
Smithfield S'more by Maverick402 June 14, 2019
The Wisconsin cheese cutter
When a person (preferably a female) shits their pants while wearing a thong. The string then cuts the turd in two.
"Where is Brenda"
"Oh you didn't hear? She had to go home and change because she pulled the Wisconsin cheese cutter"
"Oh you didn't hear? She had to go home and change because she pulled the Wisconsin cheese cutter"
The Wisconsin cheese cutter by Maverick402 May 24, 2018