Redoncules

Nickname for someone who is stronger than they look or possesses retard strength.

All hail Redoncules. Such a mighty grip from such a small seemingly frail individual.

by amoebabadass August 29, 2017

Reddit finger

A condition in which the sufferer is incapable of placing ones finger anywhere near the trigger of a firearm. Sufferers use terms like "booger hook" and "bang switch". Trigger discipline is the entirety of this person's knowledge of firearms and firearm safety.

"I've had sex, so it's impossible for me to have Reddit finger"

by J.McCarthy May 22, 2022

Reddit moment

Relating to the the titular site, a Reddit moment occurs when either one or multiple Redditors do something considered "cringe" unironically. This is meant to contrast the social media idealism many Redditors believe they have over other similar platforms, and how they generally have a tendency to critique those platforms over similar behavior. This serving much as an in-joke as to Reddit's often-suggested superiority complex.

Redditor: "Oh jeez, this guy just posted guro, I better alert my subreddit about this and wash my eyes."

Commenter: "Now that's a Reddit moment right there."

by Khalid Norsenya June 25, 2019

redead

A zombie-like enemy that appears in some "Legend of Zelda" series video games. They appear in Ocarina of Time, Majora's Mask, Wind Waker, and Twilight Princess (however, they are called "ReDead Knights" in TP)

If the player comes within range, the ReDead will let out a shriek that will paralyze said player. It will then move in closer and jump onto their victims back & proceed to "bite" into the victim & drain their life energy.
In Twilight Princess, they no longer use their biting attack & use swords to attack instead.

This enemy is very notorious for being one of the most terrifying enemies in the Legend of Zelda games, as well as being one of the most dangerous.

Even to this day, ReDeads scare the shit out of me.

by Anonymous1216 March 15, 2007

Redjob

When a girl on her period put her hand in her bloody vagina and then jerks you off.

Ally gave me a redjob last night, it took so long to clean.

by Brendawg69 May 17, 2017

reduction of order

Reduction of order is a technique in mathematics for solving second-order ordinary differential equations. It is also a technique used in restaurants by math geeks who change their order to an amount less than originally requested.

I went to McDonald's and ordered two Big Macs, but I changed my mind and ordered only one. They didn't like my reduction of order.

by murr2k March 14, 2009

reddit roulette

A game to play with friends when you're bored.
The rules:
One person clicks "Random Subreddit." If this subreddit isn't "messed-up" (ex.: anything involving porn, spacedicks, circlejerk, gonewild, furry, onions, etc.), this person stays in the game and passes the device to the next person. This person clicks "random subreddit" and stays alive if the subreddit isn't "messed-up." This pattern continues until all but one person have encountered a "messed-up" subreddit. The person who goes longest without finding a "messed-up" subreddit wins.
Optional- the people who lose need to shoot themselves in the head
Optional- betting

Me and my friends were playing reddit roulette, and I got out on the first round by landing on /r/picsofdeadkids.

by IQWBperm October 4, 2013