Jerk-a-thon

When one Masterbates for hours until Hands, Dick/Pussy are sore. Prefribly done while watching porn.

Guy 1: Dude what happend to your hand?
Guy 2: I had this crazy jerk-a-thon in front of the tv this weekend, My dick is still sore.

by Fuckface unstoppable March 11, 2014

thong

Beautiful, hot, sexy underwear worn by women (never men -- yuck!) when they want to look and feel beautiful, hot and sexy. Makes the ladies look like they're not wearing underwear. Especially nice when worn with short skirts or pants made from thin or translucent material.

Fat chicks should NOT wear thongs! Ugh!

by The Chuckster December 28, 2005

Thong

The sexiest thing in the world when shown over jeans or hipsters

by GaZ April 1, 2003

thong-dollaz

(Noun): Money made by strippers, esp. cash stuffed in their undergarments by strip-club patrons.

Lemme guess, you spent all your thong-dollaz on lipo and a boob job? Of course, in your line of work those are tax-deductible.

by Tom__ December 10, 2008

thong

barely-there underwear that women wear when they plan to have sex.

I'm gonna wear a thong on my hot date. I'm bound to get lucky.

by Verena October 26, 2006

Theon

A coward who will use any opportunity to run away to save his own hide when faced with what he deems an insurmountable obstacle. The only thing he's reliable for is making you cry like a fool because you trusted him to have your back in the first place.

(In a fight): Man, I was no match for that guy! I thought my buddy would have my back but he was a total Theon and ran away!

by Drogonsayswhaaa July 24, 2017

thong

a piece of clothing that shows the but cheecks of a woman and makes a man so horny

once i was walking on the beach and saw a girl wearing a thong i wanted to do her so badly

by im too sexy May 26, 2008