1 definition by Drogonsayswhaaa
A coward who will use any opportunity to run away to save his own hide when faced with what he deems an insurmountable obstacle. The only thing he's reliable for is making you cry like a fool because you trusted him to have your back in the first place.
(In a fight): Man, I was no match for that guy! I thought my buddy would have my back but he was a total Theon and ran away!
by Drogonsayswhaaa July 24, 2017