An uned is short for an uneducated person. Usually somebody with no qualifications who lives in a council area, and is dependant on benefits. Most chavers are uneds, as they have no education. Uneds are often seen around streets drinking and in chaver cars.
God did you see that woman on trishia, she was an uned.
Last night an uned on wheels, beeped his horn at me, and stuck his fingers up, yelling fuck off, at the top of his voice.
Last night an uned on wheels, beeped his horn at me, and stuck his fingers up, yelling fuck off, at the top of his voice.
by Gaz April 08, 2005
Actually, Opeth is pronounced O-pth. Not with the "e". Don't believe me? Go see them live, and listebn to them say Opeth.
by Gaz September 14, 2003
ME "Hey Riaz, I heard you shoved a carrot up yo' ass"
RIAZ "Er, yeah"
ME "I got a pic of you doing it"
RIAZ "Oh, seen"
RIAZ "Er, yeah"
ME "I got a pic of you doing it"
RIAZ "Oh, seen"
by Gaz March 02, 2004
A Victorian description for a worn out East End slapper. Normally charged less than a half-penny for their services.
by Gaz March 04, 2005
Jake: damn right i'm wengmasterchung.
Snoop: but you's white?
jake: hell yeah, i'm white and i'm hung better than you.
Snoop: fo' shizzle, you masterful weng shames my tiny black willie.
Jake: fo' shizzle.
Snoop: but you's white?
jake: hell yeah, i'm white and i'm hung better than you.
Snoop: fo' shizzle, you masterful weng shames my tiny black willie.
Jake: fo' shizzle.
by Gaz May 15, 2003
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Very ugly woman who looks like Anne Widecombe would look if her face had been set alight and the flames put out with a shovel
by Gaz September 03, 2003