Absolute Theorem of J/K

Theorem stating that there is some truth to every "j/k."

Every time somebody claims to be joking, one knows that part (if not all) of what they say is actually true.

(the Absolute Theorem of J/K in practice)

Person 1: Hey, man. what are you doing?

Person 2: Talking crap about you to other people and being the most hypocritical friend in the world. j/k. Not much.

by reinix March 20, 2009

Up There

Referring to a state of mind. to be up there iz like saying you're kinda lost on tha outside but on tha inside you know where you want to be or how to come to tha conclusion.

Up There= Up in your head; Brainstorming; thinking

Maria- "hey, whats up Will?"

Will- "aahh, nothing really... just kinda up there."

Maria- "ha. i feel ya, what you thinkin bout?"

Will- "just, having a girlfriend. i kinda want one as of right now lol"

Maria- "Well maybe your sezzy azz should call me."

by Thebonafidegiant December 1, 2009

why is there a dead pakistani on my couch

Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch is an expression used when you are trying to escape an awkward conversation by casually walking away in concern.

"Hey Jimmy how was your summer?" Question aunt Lara
"Why is there a dead pakistani on my couch" Jimmy answered as he slowly walked out of the dining room.

by Manbearpug June 13, 2016

there

Tommy Chong defined ‘there’ in the 2006 stoner film ‘Evil Bong’ as follows:

‘There’ is where you go when you take a big bong hit, man. I’ve been there, ha, you don’t come back from there. Well I did but, man, I was lucky.

Chong’s definition of ‘there’ can be expanded to include an unreasonably excessive high, be it from a bong, joint, blunt, bowl or of course the almighty Volcano Vaporizer.

Slick Kitz: Let's go there.
Big B: I was born there, son. I'm never anywhere else.

by Biiiigggg B February 1, 2007

Identity Theft Theorem

A mathematical theorem stating that any given number may equal any other number. This theorem can also be used on itself, meaning it may be used in anything imaginable. this theorem cannot be proven or disproven because in either case, the Identity Theft theorem can be used to prove just the opposite.

Examples in math:
3+3=8
1=487
38=58

Example in an argument:

Two people are arguing which is better, Mario or Zelda. Person A believes Mario is better because of the massive amount of games he has starred in. But person B uses the Identity Theft Theorem to prove that Mario IS Zelda. When person A says that that makes no sense, person B may say that by using the Identity Theft Theorem, he has proven that nonsense in itself is now sensible. But since person A may also use the Identity Theft Theorem, there can never be any true winner, unless the Identity Theft Theorem on the outcome as well.

by TranceDjAelita February 9, 2006

over there

What Americans typically call a foreign battle theater.
Stems from a popular patriotic song of the world war one era by the same name.
Usually a terrible place to be.

Bill: Where's Rick?
Scott: He joined up. He's over there.
Bill: No. Aw fuck! This has to end.

by ontario February 21, 2007

pythagoras theorem

Simply put, in a triangle, the square of the hypoteneuse is equal to the sum of the squares of the other two sides. Simple as that.

the pythagorean theorem, in a simple mathematical formula, is: a² = b² + c²

where a is the hypoteneuse and b & c are the other two sides

pythagoras theorem

by DannoMack April 27, 2006