Tea Bagging 

A horribly misguided attempt by the most extreme of the American conservative right to find some basic form of party unity by lashing out against everything that the Obama administration has done since entering the White House.

"The Republican tea-bagging of the White House is a glorified waste of time and effort propagated by the Fox News Network in order to boost their TV ratings."

"Hey Bob, did you go to yesterday's Republican Tea Bagging Protest?"
"No I didn't, Joe, because I have a legitimate understanding of the way the economy works."

See also: "grasping at straws"
See also: "immature hissy-fit"

Tea Bagging by 5J4C April 16, 2009

tea bag 

1)An odd act performed by males at all-male sleepovers. It usually entails one of the men to place his scrotum on the face of the first guy to fall asleep. Pictures may be taken, but generally are not released out of respect for both parties involved.

2)The act of dipping one's scrotum into a females mouth repeatedly, usually after, or during oral. Usually performed while female is tonguing the scrotum.

3)A small paper pag containing ground tea leaf extract that when dipped into boiling water produces a (usually) sweet solution that may be consumed, we call it Tea.

1) Jerry fell asleep first, so Mark thought it would be funny to tea-bag him. Jerry never woke up and it produced a rather awkward situation which eventually led to us goign to bed in silence.

2) I was doing the nastiest, snagglepuss, hood rat bitch last night, and she wouldn't let me go anal, so I tea bagged her until she vomited, then went anal while she was leaning over the toilet.

3) My friends like to play with the tea bags before they place them in thier mugs.

tea bag by Keifer Jennings November 9, 2008

Tea Kettle 

When a male places his scrotum and/or testicles on a partner's nostrils, and the partner proceeds to blow air through said nostrils like the top coming off a tea kettle. (A high pitched screech from either person is optional)

Yo, that slut Denise gave me the steamiest tea kettle last night.

Tea Kettle by Kendrick Paulson May 7, 2010

tea bagger 

A derogatory term used by libtards and Obots to describe conservatives that are tired of paying higher taxes to subsidize people who are too lazy to pay their own way.

Bill Clinton, who would know, used the term "tea bagger" to disparage conservatives who are tired of supporting deadbeats.

tea bagger by Tommie Paine November 10, 2009

Tea Slush 

Similiar to tea bags, but involving much more choking than is necessary. It is the result of a deeper, more aggressive testicle maneuver. Victims rarely sleep through such desecration, and often wake with violent sounds and throbbing pain.

After Chrissy had too much to drink last night, I gave her a fat Tea Slush as a friendly reminder to take it easy next time.

Tea Slush by Todd.S, Josh.M May 17, 2006

Tea Leafing 

Tea-Leafing v. The female version of Tea Bagging. It is when a woman places her genitals on a unknowing and/or unwilling person.

Past Tense: Tea-Leafed

Jamie passed out with her shoes on and some drunk chick tea-leafed her. Her face smelled weird for a week.

Look! Some fat chick is Tea Leafing Mark from accounting!!

Tea Leafing by PKPNewbz June 1, 2009

Tea Garden 

The act of a male squatting over the head of a female in order to cover the entirety of the female's face in feces and urine.

'So what'd you do this weekend?'

'The wife said for our anniversary she wanted to go to a tea garden, so I squatted over her face and covered her in shit and piss.'

'Nice!'

Tea Garden by Zyah-C! April 12, 2009