snarfiblechaffatiousity

a smokeable relative of a pigmy shrew known to wear scally bling on jewish festivals with an exeptionally large nose and right testicle

have you seen my snarfiblechaffatiousity?
are there any snarfiblechaffatiousity around here?

by snarfiblechaffatiousity grower February 5, 2004

snarfed

the action of being dissed. Stopped from doing something by another person. Denied. cock blocked Promised something only to find out it was given to someone else. To be tricked by another person.

Dude, I was so gonna hang out tonight and bang some yayo and peach vodka tonics, but my man snarfed me.

by Madison Ryder September 23, 2005

sharf

To shit and barf simultaneously. Usually done when something foul is ingested or when one has the flu and diharrea at the same time.

Oh shit! I just sharfed everywhere!
It smells like sharf in here!
Who the fuck sharfed in my bathroom!?
If you don't shut up im going to sharf in your bed and cover it up so you crawl in it and sharf in response.

by Kyle August 15, 2006

Champagne Starfish

When a person gets drunk on Champagne and is too intoxicated to be any use in the bedroom. All they can manage to do is lie on their back on the bed in a 'starfish' position while the other partner does all the work.

I had too much to drink last night and became a Champagne Starfish

by chipsyfox August 27, 2009

Snarfing

(See Barfing/Sneezing) Snahr.feeng
Verb
The act of sneezing and barfing simultaneously.

The school boy was snarfing during class.

by Rebotchi April 13, 2011

Starfish

A mentally artistic individual. Tends to just sit. Doesn't breath, doesn't pump blood. Has a low IQ.

Look at that fucking starfish its just kinda sittin there.
They say Casey is a starfish, probably cause he lacks motive.

by Trishyboo September 13, 2017

scarf knot

A girl whom you wish her scarf were a noose.

Ugh, that girl is such a scarf knot.

by Mobius May 13, 2005