Definitions by chipsyfox

Champagne Starfish 

When a person gets drunk on Champagne and is too intoxicated to be any use in the bedroom. All they can manage to do is lie on their back on the bed in a 'starfish' position while the other partner does all the work.

I had too much to drink last night and became a Champagne Starfish

Champagne Starfish by chipsyfox August 27, 2009