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Dirt Squirrel

Facial hair of substandard quality, more specifically around the upper lip and chin regions. Common to mangina's, elderly women with hyper-active testosterone levels, and rednecks.
Sidney Crosby possessed the best dirt squirrel in the 2008 NHL playoffs. Go Pens!!!
by My Dixie Normous August 11, 2008
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Pink Squirrel

When you fuck a girl with your nuts. insert the nuts in her vag.
dude i gave that girl a pink squirrel this morning
by goofygreen September 28, 2009
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flying squirrel

n. 1. A type of dive in swimming in which a person grabs his or her ankles in mid-air while at a steep angle
I performed a flying squirrel dive at the community pool.
by Anonymous4 July 18, 2006
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Blind Squirrel

When a man blindfolds a girl and drops his nuts in her mouth. Can be made more interesting by having the girl have to search blindfolded for the nuts.
Stacey was delighted when she was blind squirreled and finally found Hunter's nuts in the corner of the bed and filled her cheeks with them.
by Timhunter5 October 1, 2009
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squirell man

Hairy-ass man with tiny ass dick. Also likes to play bass and makeout with underage chicks. Also known as petifile.
"whats that hairy monster making out with my baby!"
"oh thats just Squirell Man"
by imsohairy February 24, 2009
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Squirly Astronaut

A mixed drink inspired by the epic journey of the Astronaut.

Taking a glass you mix.

1 Part Vodka

2 Parts Pom Juice

1 Part Redbull

1 Tablet of Airborne

A Dash of Freshly Chopped Basil

Shake, then ad ice to chill.

Get ready for a ride!
Bartender could I please get one "Squirly Astronaut" Im feeling awfully edgy tonight.

Whoa I almost hit that bear! Lets go to our favorite bar and order a "Squirly Astronaut".

Snap dog I want a "Squirly Astronaut"!
by A Man of Few Words November 25, 2010
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Squirrel rub

When a man's penis is so overcome by his own hair that in order to jack off, he has to push away the tail just to rub the head
After many years of marriage, the old man had gotten quite used to squirrel rubs and ended up throwing away his clippers.
by Wild Wes November 17, 2011
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