Facial hair of substandard quality, more specifically around the upper lip and chin regions. Common to mangina's, elderly women with hyper-active testosterone levels, and rednecks.
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n. 1. A type of dive in swimming in which a person grabs his or her ankles in mid-air while at a steep angle
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Stacey was delighted when she was blind squirreled and finally found Hunter's nuts in the corner of the bed and filled her cheeks with them.
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Taking a glass you mix.
1 Part Vodka
2 Parts Pom Juice
1 Part Redbull
1 Tablet of Airborne
A Dash of Freshly Chopped Basil
Shake, then ad ice to chill.
Get ready for a ride!
Taking a glass you mix.
1 Part Vodka
2 Parts Pom Juice
1 Part Redbull
1 Tablet of Airborne
A Dash of Freshly Chopped Basil
Shake, then ad ice to chill.
Get ready for a ride!
Bartender could I please get one "Squirly Astronaut" Im feeling awfully edgy tonight.
Whoa I almost hit that bear! Lets go to our favorite bar and order a "Squirly Astronaut".
Snap dog I want a "Squirly Astronaut"!
Whoa I almost hit that bear! Lets go to our favorite bar and order a "Squirly Astronaut".
Snap dog I want a "Squirly Astronaut"!
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After many years of marriage, the old man had gotten quite used to squirrel rubs and ended up throwing away his clippers.
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