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Spiked helmet

When you put a dildo on your head then fuck the girl/boy in the ass
by purplemonkeybuttlightning April 4, 2009
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shuke

The act of shitting in the toilet while puking in the sink.
"I drank a whole bottle of Jameson's with my friend out of tiny nightcap glasses on vacation while my girlfriend flipped out upon hearing me shuke in the guest bathroom."
by MattyFu February 12, 2010
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Shukes

A feeling in your stomach that causes a person to puke and shit themselves at the same time, usually brought on by a stomach bug or food poisoning.
After eating some bad seafood, Jonny was in the bathroom all night with the shukes. It wasn't pretty.
by jonnywells February 20, 2010
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Shuke

When you find yourself in the ill-fated situation where you are shitting and puking at the same time, periodically having to choose which should go in the toilet. This is usually due to food poisoning, but may be caused by other illnesses or excessive alcohol intake.
"Major shuke-fest all over the bathroom last night after I ate those crab wontons."
by shukefest May 22, 2010
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shuke

Throwing up while simultaneously making a bowel movement. Usually associated with the flu or accute intoxication.
Facing imminent erruption from both ends, it was clear to T.J. that he could not decide between the two. He had no choice but to shuke.
by N. Betts February 3, 2005
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Spike

(N) dumb, dick teasing, bitchy, conceded, self absorbed, ugly, big haired, large ass ho with a boys name.
Blake is a fucking Spike. In fact, I think I will just call her Spike instead of that gay ass boys name. Dumb slut.
by Nirt January 19, 2004
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Spike

To own all "net gangsta's" aka dumb fucks
Person 1 "Did you see I made Hadez look like a fool?!"

Person 2 "Yeah your a Spike"
by Hadez mother July 22, 2003
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