salty

Sore Loser, Pissed of because you lost,

It was just a Dodgeball Game, why is Ryan so salty?

by Pixelgost March 8, 2017

Salty

From Jennifer's Body staring Megan Fox
Meaning hot, beautiful, cool, awesome, amazing, worthy of wanting

oh well that guy was sooo salty I wish we went out
or.....

dude you have salty bracelets

or.....

the lead singer of the band is extra salty

by oshagnasty July 5, 2010

Salty Sandman

When you are getting head, pull out at the last second, and cum in her eyes. With the cum still fresh, you immediately hit her in the side of the head, rendering the bitch unconscious. When she wakes up she wont be able to open her eyes because the dried semen will have cemented them shut.

Did you hear last night Bobby gave that Elise slut a salty sandman? The blind bitch was stumbling around like Helen Keller.

by Tommy Gufano March 4, 2009

you're salty

When one (useually a girl) is upset or cranky.

I.E.- ohh you're a little salty!
I.E.- ohh she's a little salty!
I.E.- ohh you're salty!

by Bos-brad February 28, 2014

salty daddy

an older guy who dates younger women based on his social status and not his finances

B. is 35 and broke, and and he's dating that hot 23 year old. He's her salty daddy.

by ammutbite August 21, 2011

Salty

Being overly emotionally mad

I called Joseph salty, he just became even more salty.

by Shwoogy July 27, 2014

Softy

a person that is unusually soft. Usually male with female characteristics.

Phil, you are softer then butter in a microwave.
You are a softy, like snorlax

by who not me April 26, 2010