Simp

Noun.

Short for "simpleton". Someone who goes out of their way to be kind to a person they want to have sex with,
typically to the point of sacrificing one's own dignity and allowing oneself to be walked over. Simping is typically considered a violation of prudential norms and is often considered irrational behavior, usually on the part of horny men.

"John Rivers from the Vox Veritas Discord server is a complete and utter simp."

"Gunslinger lets his own girlfriend snowball him. What a fucking simp."

by Fuhrer Hund May 1, 2021

Simp

A simp is all of the men that down voted all the definitions of simp.

Down voter reading the Simp definitions: *That's not at all how it is... I'm just a gentleman in touch with with my sensitive side and all women should be treated like a princess. She loves the way I spoil her".

Up voter: "She's just priming the money pump there guy. Tell her you want to get up in them guts or it's over and watch her next move ya fuckin simp".

by Hdotfly August 7, 2022

Simp

A person/people who would betroms the boys.
Typically by watching shows like gilmore girls and then go on to state that such a show is better than the perfection that is better call saul.

Sean is a simp.
Sean simped for her rather than hang out with the boys.

by Brrv September 6, 2022

Simp

A simp is someone who is crushing badly for someone.

This person is usually called Shotta or Richie

Person 1 - Hey did you see that Shotta gifted aAbz a new skin

Person 2 - Yeah that's guys a big simp yanno

by Bsg Abz April 21, 2022

Simp

Puppy just puppy 🤣

Hey look at him simp

by Diminyan April 28, 2022

SIMP

A Super Intelligent Minecraft Player. They are not fatherless unlike actual simps.

Hmm, That guy is a SIMP.

by Endermanch67 May 2, 2022

Simp

Simp...my god...Simp is meaning you love or fawn over someone abit too much

Jakey:Kaylleen i simp for you..
Kaylleen:dude i simp for tenisha
tenisha:me to kaylleen
*the two lesbos make out*

by Haven~san May 9, 2022