short stroke 

To not fully fuck the woman to her satisfaction but well enough/long enough to get off yourself - i.e. not give her the whole penis or only fuck her for a short period of time

She pissed me off but I was horny so I short-stroked her...

Dude - I totally rationed out that cock - short-stroked her this time and if she is nice, I'll give her a little more next time...

short stroke by BahamaBoy June 21, 2005

short you 

when someone "shorts you" they are treating you/giving you/assuming that you are less than what you are worth.

"Dont you ever let any man/woman short you."

short you by Babealicious September 15, 2008

short stack of nickels 

A reference to the size of the male weener when it is extremely flaccid, and somewhat exposed. Most often accompanied by tighy whities, a t-shirt, spandex, a wetsuit or similar.

When my friend got out of the lake in a wetsuit, it was as though someone had placed a short stack of nickels in the area where his his genetalia should be. Everyone was made aware of this, and laughed histerically.

short stack of nickels by the anti twitter July 3, 2010

short-sniffer 

A person obsessed with wearing dirty under garments on their head.

Damn son. Came home yesterday and Rainwater had his head in my laundry bin. That kid is a short-sniffer.

short-sniffer by brockesen January 5, 2011

Short Bus 

People who are retarded.

Peter, you're a short bus

Short Bus by BagelBoy29 May 13, 2019

Short-stacker 

A math based poker player who bravely fights players with larger stacks.

Short-stackers are looked up to by all in the poker community for fighting against overwhelming odds.

Short-stacker by short stacker July 1, 2009

short long 

A hair style that is short in the front and long in the back. A mullet, camaro cut. Such a hairstyle is generally found on white males from rural areas.

John has worn a short long since the style was invented.

short long by Stacy B August 25, 2006