Robert

Robert can sometimes be a douche bag... or maybe all the times, and he can be attentive or distractive, but n the inside he's a kind hearted guy who just wants to be loved and is always misunderstood.

Robert, what a cute guy!

by Fatima Garcia October 24, 2018

Robert Van Winkle

The birth name of the rap god, Vanilla Ice. Robert Van Winkle originates from Dallas, Texas but claims he is from Miami. He wrote such songs as Ice Ice Baby, Ninja Rap, Ninja Rap 2, Ice Ice Baby (Christmas edition), and Ice Ice Baby (Zumba Mix). He is also known for his very epic show, Vanilla Ice Goes Amish and his partially less epic show, The Vanilla Ice Project.

When I first heard Robert Van Winkle's Ice Ice Baby, it changed my life for the better.

by Spiderman3 February 2, 2019

Robert Kraft

The act of soliciting a hand job after a massage.

“Bro, you been to that new massage parlor? For an extra $20 it’s a guaranteed Robert Kraft.”

by Dallasvegas321 March 14, 2019

Roger Up

To show up, throw down, or give up something of value for a cause you believe in. Mayor Pete, you da MAN!

If you believe in Mayor Pete's message you should definitely roger up and lay down some skin.

by Mayor Joel April 17, 2019

Robert Riegler

The typical math teacher who dates his calculator and is cheating with the math book.

Robert Riegler doesn't like his students.

by closetlover101 August 14, 2019

Roberted

When someone in your friend group does something towards you or the entire group that is messed up and entirely incomprehensible, therefore making it fucked up.
Other version: Roberting

"Damn it, I got roberted by that asshole. Never dating for a long time after this."

by Masternerd October 11, 2019

Roger Goodell

A person who lacks intelligence and often suffers from a missing or extra chromosome. Also, does not understand logic and common sense and is hated by most, if not all, people. Don’t be a Roger Goodell.

“Did you hear about the new rule Roger Goodell came up with?”

by TrickyVic April 24, 2020