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Dirty Ranchez

The act of performing a dirty Sanchez then ejaculating on the mustache, which kind of looks like ranch dressing, and then proceeding to make out with said parter
What sick twisted Eurasian mind thought of this?! Dirty ranchez? Come on man
by Chief long scrotum August 19, 2021
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Alabama Ranch Hand

When your girl wants to be preggo but you like blowjobs too much. You cum in her mouth, she snowballs into your mouth, and you use your mouth to inject the cum into her pussy.
Did you hear Doug gave Suzanne an Alabama Ranch Hand? They are due in November.
by anonymous January 23, 2022
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Lakewood Ranch

a place in the central Florida boonies where gullible boomers bought into the idea of suburban sprawl thinking it was special.
Lakewood Ranch scored a 0/100 on Walkscore.com.
by Suburbwrecker March 7, 2022
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Dirty Ranch Dip

1 female, 1 or more males. Speculum is used to open vagina or asshole and ranch dressing poured into the orifice. Man or men then dip the balls into the ranch and the female subsequently licks the ranch dip off of the scrotum. Dirty Ranch Dip.
Megan enjoyed the Dirty Ranch Dip as prepared by Billy.
by GingerMedic August 20, 2022
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Egyptian Ranch Dressing

When a group of guys ranch on your face and then shove your head in the sand, making for a creamy, gritty facial.
by RanchMaster May 15, 2023
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jolly ranchers sock method

"Jolly ranchers sock method" describes the method by which one would consume a jolly ranchers candy through a sock. I.e. washing your spit into the sock to let it partially dissolve the jolly rancher, and sucking the flavored spit back out. The process moving the spit itself is the jolly rancher sock method, as opposed to the inclusion of a sock or a jolly rancher.
This word can be used as a verb or a noun.
"I broke up with my ex-husband because he would always jolly ranchers sock method my dirty underwear without asking."
by jolly rancher enjoyer August 4, 2023
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rectal ranch

Cum with a little bit of poop in it.
That guys serving some rectal ranch
by Turtle tommy November 4, 2023
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