sticky patrick

When someone is alseep, jizz in their hand. Then, tickle their face until they slap themselves with the pre-jizzed, sticky hand! It's kinda like the "traditional" joke with whipped cream or shaving cream, but much funnier!!

That guy got sticky patricked last night1

by hizfldskjfsdlakjf August 21, 2006

Patrick Moore

One who plays the xylophone.

Give him a mallet, and he becomes a real Patrick Moore.

by The Professor November 7, 2003

Patrick

the most attractive and handsome person in the whollleeeeee world. no one is more perfect than him. he is so sweet and everything anyone could ever ask for.

patrick, i love you

by courtneyratttt May 21, 2015

Patrick Swayze

Directed from the 1990 movie "Ghost" starring Patrick Swayze.

1) To leave somewhere without anyone noticing.

1) After walking a while we noticed Johnny went Patrick Swayze on us for a group of girls.

by Evan Wolford August 12, 2007

The Patriarchy

Every feminists defense for everything ever, also used as a reason for everything as well.

Guy #1 Guys I have appendicitis I'm in the hospital rn
Crazy feminist: maybe you wouldn't have appendicitis if you didn't support the Patriarchy by being a man!
Guy #1: what the fuck

by Calvinator_lmao September 13, 2022

patrick

Patrick is very talented when it comes to playing musical instruments. His best instrument is the drums. He is shy but can perform in front of many people. He is not so good in his academics. He lacks self motivation and needs to be pushed most of the time. He tends to keep his problem to himself. He is quiet with people he does not know but outgoing with his friends. He is also good in drawing and video computer design.

(Patrick)
1. Musically talented
2. Lazy
3. Computer geek
4. Quiet
5. Artist

by weird mom January 2, 2012

Patrick

A very attractive man who likes to be physically fit. He tends to hide behind his emotions by making excuses. Every girl wants him, but he is hard to get. If you do he is even harder to keep. He get's along best with girls named Brittany. Although, he does not admit liking them, Brittany will always be there for him. He should give her a shot.

Oh, stop acting like Patrick.

by soccerchick23 February 4, 2010