pedophile priest

Fucking assholes. all of them. they sould be burned on the cross.

The priest at your church who licks his lips while saying a prayer and touching the little boy in front of you.

by skwurrlay March 11, 2005

baptist priest

someone, usually human but thats a bit iffy, who enjoys forcing their beliefs down other peoples throats and telling us we'll go to hell.

actual baptist: Hitler was a baptist so he shall sit at the table of god, but all non-baptists (cant remember specific type...) shall go to hell.

...i was told this on the phone by an actual baptist priest...

by truth of avarice October 9, 2008

Primary Color

Red, Green, and Blue

See Hex color code.

by Goat December 11, 2002

Primate

A male that plays games with females hearts and minds. A grimy player. Dirty ass male with no remorse.

This goofy primate just tried to play me but I wasn't goin.

by Jenja May 18, 2011

Prime Cunt

A phrase used to describe something that is either especially fine, or a great achievement.

Unofficially invented by Lj and Weeb in '06.

Lj: I hooked up with Charlie's mum
Webb: Prime Cunt!

by Tom Habel 2 October 29, 2008

priestentious

This is the person at Church who knows all the priests and all the prayers...she judges you on when you arrive at mass and how loudly you pray...she sits in the front pew...she is the first to loudly say 'Good Morning, Father!' and the first in line for Communion.

"Nice of you at join us...Mass starts at 10:30, not 10:34. Hmph." she sniffed priestentiously.

"Oh, I had such a wonderful time talking w/Monsignor Tim and Father Joe at dinner. It's a shame you don't know them as well as I do."

by kellybex September 2, 2009

Priest

A person that should obey ALL traffic signs.

Man, he must not be a priest if he didn't stop at a stop sign.

by Kitty.t March 19, 2017