persian palace

Usually in Los Angeles and Beverly Hills, but not exclusively so: refers to a large, gaudy, expensive custom-built house that ignores any considerations of taste, architectural proportions, or the surrounding environment. Far worse than a McMansion. The term "Persian Palace" was coined in the last decades of the 20th century after well-heeled Iranians (who then began calling themselves Persians again) began emigrating to Southern California and buying up real estate. Typically, the owners (who today do not absolutely have to be Persian, by any means) will tear down a perfectly decent, existing house, paying no heed to its historical or architectural value, in order to replace it with the Persian Palace. This ugly new monstronsity will be far too large for the lot, gobbling up nearly all of the lawn and adjacent spaces. The Palace will also boast phony "classical" features, such as pseudo-Corinthian pillars thoughtlessly tacked on, with the whole mess painted in extremely garish colors, and a fleet of expensive, flashy, late-model foreign cars (with spinners and tinted windows) jamming the driveways.

"Did you see Jeremy's new house on the West Side? He tore down the little 1930s Spanish bungalow and put up a Persian Palace. Damn thing is completely pink. There's, like, no front yard at all, either."

by GermanBoychik January 31, 2018

Person

Why are you looking this up?

Man, only a dumb person would look this up.

by Hwjskfjdjwmsndjcjcjsjwjwkdkzka June 3, 2018

personal pornhub

A term you can use to describe a girl sending nudes when a guy uses the girl or asks for nudes consistently.

I’m sorry that I can’t be your FUCKING PERSONAL PORNHUB 24/7!!!!

by mhstipline October 14, 2018

Personal Lava Lamp

Male genitalia, specifically the testes or ball-sack, move with temperature or other stimuli. This movement can be compared to that of a lava lamp.

"babe, take off your pants for a sec? No, I just want to watch your personal lava lamp."

by redAAAAAA November 4, 2018

Personality of a Cereal Box

Refers to an individual's character that makes them appear bland and boring.
Derivation: Maybe originated from the idea of cereal being an everyday item thus making it uninteresting.

She's superfine but got the personality of a cereal box.

by Triple Vortex November 7, 2019

Personificationrat

When an English teacher makes you focus on techniques while doing story writing.

Omg miss you're such a personificationrat

by Chonky child December 22, 2020

Persona Vibes

A term used by Persona 5 fans when they hear a jazz song.

Person 1: "This song gives me major Persona Vibes"
Person 2: "John, its called jazz"

by thefunnyman24 December 29, 2020