pink toe-nail

A slang term used for a dog's erect penis.

Gizmo's pink toe-nail was so big it nearly touched the ground!

by ih8crackas September 12, 2010

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Nailgun Luxembourg

Craziest fucking Euro Pop artist to come out of the Benalux region ever!

HOLY SHIT stop quabbing a twab and look right there! It's NAILGUN FUcking LUXEMBOURG

by Guns of Belgium March 28, 2005

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A gross liquid that supposedly makes your nails prettier. Used mainly by women but also by emo and goth men. It smells like car paint and i'm sure some weirdos sniff this stuff until they're high. Nail Polish is also known to make nails fungused by blocking light exposure under the nails. The only thing nastier than this stuff is press on nails.

secretly gay guy: that nail polish and those long fingernails makes her look hot.

straight man: you're a moron. every man knows natural, unpainted nails are true hotness.

secretly gay guy: damn. my cover's blown!

by Phil the Pill September 1, 2006

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nail technician

An occupation created for people who've failed the Argos exam and find painting by numbers too challenging. Usually carried out by females with trendy Americanized names like Crystal or Brooke but are likely to still live in a council flat

Ain't nowt says I'm thick as fook more than saying " I'm a nail technician"

by Smell the roses November 21, 2016

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toe nail surprise

the act of jizzing on a sleeping persons face, then applying toe nail clippings to said jizz covered face. Then the enjoyment of their reaction the next morning.

If that jerk doesnt watch out he's gonna find himself a nice toe nail surprise in the morning.

by GrandmaButch May 29, 2010

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