Ben's mouse

Ben's 'Mouse' is another word for his flat, hairy, no shafted, wrinkly ball-sack. In essence, Ben's mouse is not a penis, it's just a dangling sack in between your legs.

I can't believe I got sent a pic of Ben's mouse on Snapchat last night.

by StinkyBret October 24, 2019

Cop a Mouse

To cop a mouse is to get a black eye. It was theorised that the term (originating in the 1800's) uses 'cop' to refer to the word 'catch', and 'mouse' to refer to the fact that a mouse is roughly the same size and colour/color of a black eye at its worst.

“Careful with the fight tonight. You wouldn't want to cop a mouse.”

by C L G January 31, 2021

Kaos mickey mouse

A salong from the infamous town of Eslöv in southern Sweden

Oh no a car accident; Kaos Mickey Mouse

by Eslöv4ever July 20, 2023

mississippi mouse trap

a girl's hairy pussy

Well I was having a good time with Jane until she unleashed her Mississippi mouse trap.

by brian1108 May 19, 2006

modest mouse

a mouse who refrains from shaving any or all of its fur.

mighty or danger mouse.

by bigposerhead December 1, 2004

Butt mouse

The lint ball that runs down your leg when taking a shower. Originates from the crack of your butt.

I was taking my shower when a big black butt mouse ran down my leg. It must have come from my new black undies.

by greyhat January 5, 2015

beat your mouse

v. "beet yuur m-ow-sss"
To torque it.
To masturbate profusely to horrible, confusing pornographic material.
To make the icky sticky bounce out of you and onto your keyboard.

Johaneman don't beat your mouse.

by nuts ahoy March 25, 2008