Wiggle the mouse

When you don't feel like working but have to be at work, your only job is to wiggle the mouse to keep from going idle.

"Are you actually working on Black Friday?"

"I mean, not really. I'm just gonna wiggle the mouse for a few hours then go home."

Wiggle the mouse by jobrien80 November 24, 2016

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make my mouse cry

When a man masturbates or strokes his penis to the point of ejaculation.

I am bored. I will stay home and make my mouse cry.

make my mouse cry by WANKER15146 September 14, 2017

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Mouse • mouse-trap • Mousey • mouselotion • Mouse Pad • mouse ears • mouse potato • Mouse-Girl • Mouse in the house • Mouser

Ben's mouse

Ben's 'Mouse' is another word for his flat, hairy, no shafted, wrinkly ball-sack. In essence, Ben's mouse is not a penis, it's just a dangling sack in between your legs.

I can't believe I got sent a pic of Ben's mouse on Snapchat last night.

Ben's mouse by StinkyBret October 24, 2019

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Cop a Mouse

To cop a mouse is to get a black eye. It was theorised that the term (originating in the 1800's) uses 'cop' to refer to the word 'catch', and 'mouse' to refer to the fact that a mouse is roughly the same size and colour/color of a black eye at its worst.

“Careful with the fight tonight. You wouldn't want to cop a mouse.”

Cop a Mouse by C L G January 31, 2021