Wiggle the mouse

When you don't feel like working but have to be at work, your only job is to wiggle the mouse to keep from going idle.
"Are you actually working on Black Friday?"

"I mean, not really. I'm just gonna wiggle the mouse for a few hours then go home."
by jobrien80 November 24, 2016
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Piss Green

Adjective

Urine that will/has failed a drug test, specifically for marijuana use.
1) "I can't get a new job right now. I'll piss green for 2 months!"
2) "Yo I ain't gettin that job son, that was some green piss I gave her."
by jobrien80 October 01, 2012
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