Definitions by jobrien80
Wiggle the mouse
When you don't feel like working but have to be at work, your only job is to wiggle the mouse to keep from going idle.
"Are you actually working on Black Friday?"
"I mean, not really. I'm just gonna wiggle the mouse for a few hours then go home."
"I mean, not really. I'm just gonna wiggle the mouse for a few hours then go home."
Wiggle the mouse by jobrien80 November 24, 2016
Piss Green
1) "I can't get a new job right now. I'll piss green for 2 months!"
2) "Yo I ain't gettin that job son, that was some green piss I gave her."
2) "Yo I ain't gettin that job son, that was some green piss I gave her."
Piss Green by jobrien80 October 1, 2012