Moist Mic

When a girls grabs your dick to give you a blow job after work and it’s sweaty as fuck.

Man I think I’m in love with this chick from tinder, I gave her a moist mic last night and she didn’t say a word!

by Fucknutz90 April 26, 2025

Moist

Jim: Oh no not like that yours is to moist
Mom: it makes it more slippery
jim:BUT ITS TO MOIST

Wow step sis hats a nice cat you got there

step sis: and its really moist

by moistmoms.com December 5, 2020

Moist fish

The act of sucking a dick dry to the point is goes scally and wet

Oh I have my bofriend a moist fish

by Big black salami September 19, 2018

moist pages

a yellow book with very moist pages and piss

"those are some nice moist pages you got there"

by moistpages March 16, 2022

moist

cool, amazing

dude that’s moist

by mother apologies April 24, 2022

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025

Moist

The most beautiful word of them all

Sandra: Oh no, my shoes are moistened with spider jizz
Alex: Ha Ha. moist

by Pickle Chungus January 13, 2021