Archmageous's definitions

Girthquake

A phenomenon that occurs when an obese person experiences an epileptic seizure.

Shawndrae had a magnitude 6.9 girthquake at the club last night, killing three people and injuring seven others.

by Archmageous November 12, 2018

Turtleflexing

The act of flexing one's muscles so hard that their head appears to retract inside of their body.

"Look at that bodybuilder showing off across the gym; you can barely see his face past all that muscle!"
"Yeah, it's a bit much. He spends half his time here turtleflexing in the mirror."

by Archmageous July 23, 2021

Moist Milly

An act similar to a wet willy, wherein a woman places her finger into her vagina before inserting it into an adversary's ear.

My girlfriend gave me a moist milly... I think I'm gay now.

by Archmageous April 14, 2022