3 definitions by Archmageous
"Look at that bodybuilder showing off across the gym; you can barely see his face past all that muscle!"
"Yeah, it's a bit much. He spends half his time here turtleflexing in the mirror."
"Yeah, it's a bit much. He spends half his time here turtleflexing in the mirror."
by Archmageous July 24, 2021
An act similar to a wet willy, wherein a woman places her finger into her vagina before inserting it into an adversary's ear.
by Archmageous April 14, 2022
Shawndrae had a magnitude 6.9 girthquake at the club last night, killing three people and injuring seven others.
by Archmageous November 12, 2018