Long Island 

Actually, people in Chicago refer to southern Illinois as DOWNSTATE, although they harber to same contempt as New Yorkers when they say Upstate.

Albany is in upstate New York. Springfield downstate from Chicago. Long Island is it's own fucking region so shut the fuck up brooklyn guy or else i'll fucking kill you.

Long Island by Steve March 16, 2005

long john silvers 

a place were the food isnt that great and you overpay. workers are usualy clinicaly insane and horny little bastards.

"lets go get our wallet raped by long john silvers

long john silvers by fred sumner May 3, 2008

long piss 

It's when you have to piss a whole lot and it usually lasts about a minute straight no breaks in between

that piss I took at our grand parents house at midnight oh god all that urea and other liquids gone ... phew

long piss by oh yeah January 12, 2005

long white con

An ambitious alternative to the short con. The mark is money rich and a bit less gullible than a short con mark. It's risky and takes experience running con games. Up front bait cash and a seasoned crew are often necessary. Be ready to walk away because the stakes are high. Called the long white con because it takes a long lead time to earn the mark's trust and it is a playing field traditionally reserved for white folks, although that is no longer the case. Popularized by novelist Iceberg Slim.

That real estate developer lost his fortune due to a long white con pulled on his ass.

long white con by titmouse November 15, 2007

long lasting 

a word so the customer will think it's real and buy it.

Tom "I bought a long lasting lightbulb!"

Bill "You have a long lasting brain...."

long lasting by cyclonerampage May 3, 2011

Long penis 

A male organ that some women will agree to want or have wanted at some point in time in their life

Dude dominic's got a long penis

Well I know who I'll be going with now

Long penis by Savy my nigga January 13, 2019

long ass 

Buttocks that significantly longer than they are wide, as to resemble an open hot dog bun.

Check out that chick playing pool over there. She's got some serious long ass. Where do you even find jeans that fit?

long ass by Chip Z'hoyy January 2, 2012