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Creeping Jesus

Originally used in Ireland to describe a Catholic making a public display of religiosity simply for show.
Nowadays it refers to those who put on a big act to impress people, hypocritically. They creep around pumping hands and grinning like goons, oozing compliments and uttering clichés, all the while dying for a chance to stab you in the back. If you work with one you'll see people getting fired in their wake, and don't be surprised if you're next.
That Creeping Jesus charmed information out of me and then told the boss everything I said, to get me sacked, and he did the same to ten others.
by Winston Ryder September 6, 2007
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The irreverent, blasphemous, Catholic-blasting exclamatory phrase used when a stupid and funny event occurs.
Lars was so drunk that he left his house in his tidy-whiteys without his pants, went to the corner store, and brought back a six-pack.

You: What an idiot! Jesus, Mary and Joseph on a pogo stick!
by Janbaby May 13, 2010
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jew for jesus

An example of a jew for jesus is Jesus.
by briefandtothepoint September 30, 2006
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jesus hands

When playing four-mallets on the marimba or vibraphone and the ends of the mallets cause blistering at the center of the hands. This causes the hands to resemble jesus' hands when they were nailed.
Hey, Jackie what's goin' on with your technique. You're getting Jesus Hands.
by JeffR November 29, 2007
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jesus fucking kennedy

An expletive phrase linking and interfusing two individuals bound to the American psyche by their early deaths and cults of personality. The intermingling of the names punctuating a moment of intense frustration or hopelessness.
Jesus fucking Kennedy, is this traffic going to move or should we start building condos here!
by Andrew the Coiner March 19, 2008
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jesusfag

An annoying christian fanatic with no trace of rational thought.

See Fred Phelps.
GTFO jesusfag!
by Necru June 2, 2009
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Jesus Christ bananas

An exclamation when your suprised. Made semi-popular with the Stephen King book/movie Dream Catcher.
by "Pad" August 21, 2006
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