Definitions by JeffR

chemtrail 

A nickname for contrail clouds left behind by planes that refers to a theory. It is believed that these contrails serve as pollution, reducing the earth surface's exposure to sunlight. This causes global cooling.

The theory though, is that there was and possibly stil is a government conspiracy, in which they are flying military planes that purposely create these chemtrails to cause global cooling (slowing down or lessening the effects of global warming).

j: hey it's actually snowing this winter.
p: yeah, i think those chemtrails are really helping maintain normal weather conditions
j: NOT!

chemtrail by jeffr October 18, 2008

alarm

The alarm describes a freaky asian girl's orgasm. When she continuously wails that high pitch, the sound resembles an alarm hence the name alarm.

I was fuckin this asian chick and i thought the fire alarm went off.

alarm by jeffr April 27, 2008

jesus hands 

When playing four-mallets on the marimba or vibraphone and the ends of the mallets cause blistering at the center of the hands. This causes the hands to resemble jesus' hands when they were nailed.

Hey, Jackie what's goin' on with your technique. You're getting Jesus Hands.

jesus hands by JeffR November 29, 2007