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Originally used in Ireland to describe a Catholic making a public display of religiosity simply for show.
Nowadays it refers to those who put on a big act to impress people, hypocritically. They creep around pumping hands and grinning like goons, oozing compliments and uttering clichés, all the while dying for a chance to stab you in the back. If you work with one you'll see people getting fired in their wake, and don't be surprised if you're next.
That Creeping Jesus charmed information out of me and then told the boss everything I said, to get me sacked, and he did the same to ten others.
by Winston Ryder August 29, 2007
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Referring to the heavy unfashionable winter jacket and patterned mittens Sanders wore to the inauguration of Joe Biden.
Its brutally cold outside this morning so be sure you're Bundled Like Bernie!
by Talk2me-JCH January 24, 2021
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Ninja like skills passed down from the big J himself. Creeping Jesus' don't learn these skills... They are born with them.
Person turns in chair and sees you "ARRGGGHHHH!!! CREEPING JESUS"
'I've been here 5 minutes, didn't you hear me?"
Person "NO!!!"
by Meridia17 June 21, 2011
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"that amateur driver in the nissan sentra is such a creeping jesus; she's drivin like 5 miles a hour"
by Big Brown May 06, 2007
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It's someone who's a fawning person. But it's a bit rough, since when is Jesus associated with creepiness? Sure, he hung out with lepers - but that's not creepy. Social suicide maybe...

stalker
"Fuck off, Hugh, you're such a Creeping Jesus."
by Bree Rose August 13, 2007
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A catch all term for being "under the weather" with a cold, flu, hangover, et cetera.
"I was in a cold sweat all night, reeling with the creeping jesus, retching in a bucket and freezing beneath five blankets."
by poetontheone December 03, 2011
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