John: "Daniel, did you hear about what the bus driver did?"

Daniel: "No, what'd he do?"

John: "He did a honk parade of the song 'Jingle Bells' by James Lord Pierpoint!"

by Brainless Maniac October 13, 2024

Flag

Get the Honk Parade mug.

To worsen a situation by unnecessarily interfering in its design/arrangement.

(Based on the Watch publication “Hodinkee” collaborating on perfectly good watch designs, hiking up the price and making them worse.)

Adding to Urban Dictionary now…

A) Oh man, why is John getting involved…?

B) yeah, he’s gonna Hodinkee that meeting.

by Beverley Whiffington-Pong February 1, 2024

Flag

Get the Hodinkee mug.

Hink Squad

A team of scandalous criminals; my brothers in crime; my friends

I am a part of the hink squad

by VernacularVixen February 2, 2024

Flag

Get the Hink Squad mug.

Hoinjdoink

Ah, behold the majestic "Hoinge Doink"! It's not just a word, it's an adventure into the realm of male or female anatomy, and hey, it can even sneak its way into middle names like Jason Hoinjdoink Calhoun! But wait, there's more! In certain circles, "Hoinjdoink" is the go-to term for someone who's misplaced their logic faster than you can say "where'd my brain go?" Case in point: "That guy? Oh, he's definitely misplaced his Hoinjdoink!"

While in an altercation, I tried to throw a punch, I missed and my opponent kicked me in the Hoinjdoink, which dropped me
to my knees.

by Majestic Elf March 21, 2024

Flag

Get the Hoinjdoink mug.

Honk

Verb, Honk, To Honk

A Word used to convey Emotion and Neutrality. Alt. Used as a Greeting. Alt. Used to show Your presence, without contributing to a conversion.

Forms:
Honk - Nothing, Greeting.
Honk. - Bored, Empty.
Honk? - Confused, Lack of Knowledge.
Honk! - Excited, Happy.

*Conversation*
Y/N : Honk
Else : Hi/Honk
*Explanation or Continues Conversation*

by MysteriousPhantom April 4, 2024

Flag