Poo Hog

An individual who is grossly overweight, perpetually sweats from every crevice of his or her body, and often times is unable to get up out of their medical grade recliner to escape their own filth without the help of Fire/EMS. While they would ideally enjoy making it to the restroom to void their bowels on their own, the over exertion will cause them to void prematurely, adding to what is the litter box they will call their sty. Some may even be related to a Chestermite.

Bryan told Don that he was sick of picking poo hogs off their floor.

by Pass the bavoisier April 3, 2022

hot hog

When the male genitalia is above room temperature.

Girl - We we’re laying in bed, then he just threw his hot hog on my leg!

by GuacTalk April 9, 2022

Hog Noggin'

The lowering of standards around the holidays (especially New Years) to increase your chances of getting a piece of ass.

It has been so long since I have been laid and the year is almost over so I'm going Hog Noggin'.

by Roganoid December 25, 2020

Hog Mom

A mom that resembles that of a hog who is very ugly.

Guy 1: Do you have a Hog Mom?
Guy 2: Yeah but what can you do I didn't choose my mom.

by Kid_Salami February 24, 2021

Rat Hog

Rat Hog :a rat that has evolved into a rat, hog highbred that would soon take over the world.

''We shall praise are lord Rat Hog.''

by Mister rat hog May 9, 2021

Honking the Hog

To masturbate a male apendage, a penis

I honked the hog last night
I'm honking the hog

by PhallicQuan99 June 30, 2022

hog roast

wen u tie a girl up and gag her then put her on ur pork pole and hook dat bitch up

wow man i hog roasted matt orth

by john john January 3, 2005