happy holidays

Phrase that pisses me off. Said by people who don't want to offend anyone of any religion or culture. People should just say "Merry Christmas", "Happy Hanukkah", and "Happy Kwanzaa" to the appropriate people.

Krusty (From The Simpsons): So have a merry Christmas, a Happy
Hanukkah, Kwazy Kwanzaa, a tip-top Tet, and a solemn & dignified Ramadan.

by DarkDan December 21, 2003

So happy I could shit skittles.

Colorful happyness, bliss beyond imagination. Things are so good that you are capable of crapping candy.

Katy Perry wrote a song about me, I'm so happy I could shit skittles.

by Eightupman June 20, 2010

Ass happy

To like butt sex

gay people are ass happy

by Anonymous August 3, 2003

Happy Monkey

Happy Monkey is any moment that you feel the burdens lifted, that you feel a lightening of the mood, that you feel puckish and prankish and like kicking your heels.

The Creation Museum has fallen into bankruptcy; Happy Monkey, everyone!

by Mr. Gruff December 22, 2008

happy button

A slang term used for the clitoris.

I found her happy button, and proceeded to lick it.

by Jools Mandelbrot April 1, 2004

happy dolphin

When you approach the female for anal, she turns around looks at you and eagerly nods her head up and down like flipper while emitting a shrill eh-huh, eh-huh pleased noise

I took this girl home last night and gave her the ol happy dolphin.

by Luke Palmer January 18, 2007

Happy Emo

A person who doesnt wear much black, but listens to screamo and other emo genres. And cuts themselves ONLY when they get depressed. Although they are not always depressed.

Emo: i hate life.
Happy emo: i hate life. hey look a pretty flower.

by kandaflanda April 3, 2009