florida man 

an alleged prevalence of people performing irrational or maniacal actions in the U.S. state of Florida.

Florida man arrested for assaulting 16 people with a frying pan inside a Florida waffle house, and beating up 5 police officer after being 4 times the legal driving limit while intoxicated, also got caught with 5 pounds of crack and LSD.

florida man by tharizzler69 November 5, 2023

Florida fuckfan 

The act of shitting, throwing it in a fan, and letting it splat all over your partners face.

“Yea man I gave her a florida fuckfan last night”

Florida fuckfan by the Florida fapper November 11, 2023

Florida King 

As opposed to a California King, a Florida King is a trashy and manipulative person; a walking red flag

On our date, he decided to mansplain the history of women’s rights to me. He’s such a Florida king.

Florida King by ilikebeingtrashy December 31, 2023

Florida cocktail 

When you consume 3 or more drugs as well as alcohol at the same time.

"Dude, I got so messed up on a Florida Cocktail."
"Damn, take some vitamins. Need rehab?"

Florida cocktail by Absurd Florida Man March 20, 2024

Florida wet wipe 

When you piss on your sock before wiping your ass with it.

I done had to poo but ain't had no toilet paper. Blessed me for the ol Florida wet wipe!

Florida wet wipe by StupidGood March 30, 2024

Florida Ashtray 

a beer can that is used to ash a cigarette or cigar

Ah fuck, my cigar burnt my leg. Anyone got an empty beer can for a Florida ashtray?

Florida Ashtray by floridaman6969696969 April 3, 2024

Florida king 

A Florida king is a person whose house is a total disgusting mess. It could also be used to describe someone who is kind of a red flag but it could also describe an ick.

Person A “I went to his house right”

Person B “yeah, how’d it go?”
Person A “He showed me his room but his room was more of a forgotten toilet at a deserted gas station. He had just a nasty stained mattress on a dirty carpet, a leftover old bowl of cereal and spoiled milk that smelled horrible, an open can of pepsi and roaches everywhere.”

Person B “Damn he’s a real Florida king”

Florida king by Skeeoung April 13, 2024