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Definitions by tharizzler69

florida man 

an alleged prevalence of people performing irrational or maniacal actions in the U.S. state of Florida.
Florida man arrested for assaulting 16 people with a frying pan inside a Florida waffle house, and beating up 5 police officer after being 4 times the legal driving limit while intoxicated, also got caught with 5 pounds of crack and LSD.
florida man by tharizzler69 November 5, 2023

porch monke 

a word that is said by ghost wizard people in alabama.
my grandma called me a porch monke for saying she had a level 3 gyatt fanum tax skibiti rizz baby gronk.
porch monke by tharizzler69 November 5, 2023

Kernaphist 

a big bald 6'7" buff 200+ black guy to steal ur booty and candy on halloween
Big dick randy is such a Kernaphist
Kernaphist by tharizzler69 November 5, 2023