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fake punk 

Fake punk is a poppy, watered down version of punk rock. Ramones would be classified more accurately as a sort of proto-punk group, with the Sex Pistols and Dead Kennedys being prime examples of REAL punk. Fake punk sounds too clean, neat, and overproduced. The singing is typically whiny and pre-pubescent. The songs are generally sickeningly melodic and the lyrics are trite. At it's worst, fake punk is a bunch of teenagers clad in Hot Topic singing about their girlfriend's, at it's most tolerable (yet still unbearable) fake punk features pseudo-political lyrics written obviously by someone who took a "social issues" class in highschool.

The people of fake punk rock, the fake punks themselves, make it more than obvious that they put alot of thought and effort into conforming to a certain standard, and totally contradict their supposed belief in non-conformity by wearing a uniform. Arguably, even "real punks" with mohawks and homemade clothes are still fake, because they too are trying to conform despite their supposed non-conformist lifestyle. In the purest form, a true blue punk would walk around wearing a tshirt and jeans or sweat pants or WHATEVER because the essence of the punk aesthetic is not giving a FUCK about what you look like or what other people think. Thus a true punk appreciates everything about punk rock and doesn't waste his time getting dressed up in a costume to be cool.
NOFX and Good Charlotte are both fake punk.
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fake edge 

Aside from definition 1, it is also kids who call themselves straight edge while they are underage and then plan to drink when they are older.
Real edger: Hey man, what are you doing? I thought you were straight edge?

Fake edge kid: I was, but now I'm old enough to drink.

Real edger: Straight edge is true till death.

Fake edge kid: But i wanna drink...

Real edger: fine, but you never were really straight edge.
fake edge by PFtilldeath November 7, 2009

fake "lol" 

That lol you put to lighten up something you really mean
facebook chat
-Hey...? or not
--sorry i was eating omg calm down
-okay im sorry i didnt know LOL<-(fake "lol")
fake "lol" by Kimosabe916 January 7, 2011

fake baked 

The state of feeling high similar to the effects of marijuana, except after smoking fake weed, or fweed.
Wanna get fake baked? I'm still on probation so I can't smoke the real stuff.
fake baked by ScWheezy March 20, 2011

fake grandma 

When a girl acts all mature and too smart for everyone. Also connected to having an awful haircut that makes her look even more like an old woman. She is really annoying and does't want to participate in any team work because she thinks she's way too mature for that. Usually also kind of vain and likes to pretend to have an accent when in fact she pronounces the words like no other accent. Doesn't know how to have fun and NEVER drinks OR dances on any party. Just goes there to pretend to be more mature than the others. Also all nerdy and wants teachers to like her above others. Always does all the work and never on any condition will skip a class even if all the other students decide so. goes to sleep at like 7 everyday. a rule: NEVER HAS FUN ANYWHERE
"Look at this fake teen grandma reading her homework proudly, faking the accent."

A: "Everybody decided to wear a mask! It was a team competition. Only the fake grandma decided not to put a mask on, because she's too good for that."
B: "Well she doesn't need a mask. She's faking a grandma everyyyyday."

A: "Who will you invite to your party?"
B: "Deffo not the fake grandma. I don't need a grumpy sober 'to good for you' awful looking vain person there."
fake grandma by hatelies February 13, 2013

Fake Ass Gangster 

A pussy trying to act like gangster
Ex: Federline Jones Aka Gabriel Friedman from the Cleveland Show is a fake ass gangster
Fake Ass Gangster by Drago Vale February 21, 2015