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Dad Deal

A deal or a bargain only a dad would find in a hardware or home improvement store, such as Home Depot or Harbor Freight. Such deals include power tools 90% off, or lumber to build that deck in the yard for 75% off.
Dad 1: hey Jimmy! Did you see the Dad Deal they had in isle 6 next to the cordless drills? 60% off Milwalkie 3/8th drive 18v cordless impact gun!

Dad 2: No I didn't see that yet! I was still in isle 4 looking at planking for the deck with bobby turner. You remember bobby turner from down the block? He came by because I'm just going to put the planking on the roof and hang out the window to hold it down instead of tieing it down.
Dad 1: Oh bobby! I remember bobby! Bobby the boobie bobber we used to call him!
Dad 2: that's right! Craftsman hand tools
Dad 1: steaks for dinner

Dad 2: beards.
Dad 1: American muscle cars erg.
by Johnnybertone June 25, 2014
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faith dealer

A religious person, especially a faith healer, who is more interested in profit than anything is.
Peter Popoff claimed to be a faith healer, but then he was exposed by James Randi. Turned out he was just a faith dealer.
by The Cosmic Report August 13, 2015
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plug deal

A plug deal is a drug deal in which the customer buys in bulk with the intentions to "make the flip". So the supplier gives a good deal so that the customer can make profit off what the supplier gives them.
Customer: Yo, what kind of plug deal can you give me for an O of loud?
Dealer: I can do $250 for you. That way you can flip it and potentially get $560.

Customer: Alright bet
by YungTrapJedi April 3, 2016
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Get dealt wit

To get messed up, to get finished; fucked up.
"Don't fuck around and get dealt wit"
by Jon13N February 1, 2017
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you dealing me up

Demeaning a person with unhurtful words based on their level of educaction and the lack vocabulary skills needed to process the information effectively.
Mechanics: The brakes are pulling with an uneven force causing an inconsistent timing in stop power of the vehicle.

Average Joe: Man! "You dealing me up?"
by Wishedmage May 21, 2017
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pop dealer

A guy who sells pop out his locker in high school because the cafeteria doesn't sell it.
"Yo I'm thirsty wanna go to the corner store?"

"Nah man I'm just gonna get a Mountain Dew from the pop dealer"
by RubJackson July 13, 2017
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Candy Dealer

A Candy Dealer is a horny guy that does anything for candy but mostly blowjobs and stuff like that.
Guy: I am gay and need a blowjob but got no money only candy
Guy's friend: I know a candy dealer
by Tommaso the cockmoster August 29, 2017
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