8 definitions by Johnnybertone

slamauri

a name for an asian porn star

porn addict#1: yo did you see that asian girl in that porn link i sent you yesterday
porn addict#2: yea she was a real slamauri

by Johnnybertone July 25, 2011

Dutch Shower

Similar to Dutch Oven, the act of showering with another individual and cutting a hot one.

"i was showering with this girl the other day and i just had to fart. good thing she was into dutch showers"

by Johnnybertone October 18, 2011

Lazy Pirate

The act of pirating software or music on the internet, but being lazy about it. If you don't find a Hulkshare or Zippyshare link to it on the first page of google, you just cave in and pay for the software/song.

CIA Agent: *Kicks in front door* You're Under arrest for pirating music!
Lazy Pirate: No! I'm Just a lazy pirate. out of 12 songs that i downloaded today i paid for 7 of them!
CIA Agent: You lazy pirate

by Johnnybertone May 16, 2013

Sweaty sanchez

To have a sweat mustache after intense activity

douche bag 1: YO DOOOD...i just pumped iron like a motherfuckin BOSS and im so FUCKING sweaty i think i have a sweaty sanchez
Douche bag 2: AL-FUCKING-RIGHT

by Johnnybertone July 9, 2011

Prison Pastry

Similar to a cream pie where a male ejaculates in a female's vagina, it's when a (typically larger) prison inmate rails his prison bitch in the ass and reproduces this "cream pie".

Bubba : come here pretty boy I hope you're hungry

Timmy : please no! I don't want another prison pastry!

by Johnnybertone March 27, 2014

Freeping

To Creep Via Facebook A.k.A Facebook creeping

creep: yo i was freeping on that hoe yolanda the other day. shes such a slut
creeps friend: i know..

by Johnnybertone June 27, 2011

Tweet Twat

A person who tweets way to much, usually about boring or every day activities that noone cares about

joe: yo did you follow that hot girl on twitter yet?
joe#2:yea dude, she tweets so much, like every 36 seconds. its so annoying.
joe: wow sounds like shes a tweet twat

by Johnnybertone December 1, 2011