Johnnybertone's definitions
douche bag 1: YO DOOOD...i just pumped iron like a motherfuckin BOSS and im so FUCKING sweaty i think i have a sweaty sanchez
Douche bag 2: AL-FUCKING-RIGHT
Douche bag 2: AL-FUCKING-RIGHT
by Johnnybertone July 9, 2011
Get the Sweaty sanchezmug. A person who tweets way to much, usually about boring or every day activities that noone cares about
joe: yo did you follow that hot girl on twitter yet?
joe#2:yea dude, she tweets so much, like every 36 seconds. its so annoying.
joe: wow sounds like shes a tweet twat
joe#2:yea dude, she tweets so much, like every 36 seconds. its so annoying.
joe: wow sounds like shes a tweet twat
by Johnnybertone November 30, 2011
Get the Tweet Twatmug. Similar to a cream pie where a male ejaculates in a female's vagina, it's when a (typically larger) prison inmate rails his prison bitch in the ass and reproduces this "cream pie".
Bubba : come here pretty boy I hope you're hungry
Timmy : please no! I don't want another prison pastry!
Timmy : please no! I don't want another prison pastry!
by Johnnybertone May 8, 2014
Get the Prison Pastrymug. "i was showering with this girl the other day and i just had to fart. good thing she was into dutch showers"
by Johnnybertone October 17, 2011
Get the Dutch Showermug. A deal or a bargain only a dad would find in a hardware or home improvement store, such as Home Depot or Harbor Freight. Such deals include power tools 90% off, or lumber to build that deck in the yard for 75% off.
Dad 1: hey Jimmy! Did you see the Dad Deal they had in isle 6 next to the cordless drills? 60% off Milwalkie 3/8th drive 18v cordless impact gun!
Dad 2: No I didn't see that yet! I was still in isle 4 looking at planking for the deck with bobby turner. You remember bobby turner from down the block? He came by because I'm just going to put the planking on the roof and hang out the window to hold it down instead of tieing it down.
Dad 1: Oh bobby! I remember bobby! Bobby the boobie bobber we used to call him!
Dad 2: that's right! Craftsman hand tools
Dad 1: steaks for dinner
Dad 2: beards.
Dad 1: American muscle cars erg.
Dad 2: No I didn't see that yet! I was still in isle 4 looking at planking for the deck with bobby turner. You remember bobby turner from down the block? He came by because I'm just going to put the planking on the roof and hang out the window to hold it down instead of tieing it down.
Dad 1: Oh bobby! I remember bobby! Bobby the boobie bobber we used to call him!
Dad 2: that's right! Craftsman hand tools
Dad 1: steaks for dinner
Dad 2: beards.
Dad 1: American muscle cars erg.
by Johnnybertone June 25, 2014
Get the Dad Dealmug. creep: yo i was freeping on that hoe yolanda the other day. shes such a slut
creeps friend: i know..
creeps friend: i know..
by Johnnybertone June 29, 2011
Get the Freepingmug. porn addict#1: yo did you see that asian girl in that porn link i sent you yesterday
porn addict#2: yea she was a real slamauri
porn addict#2: yea she was a real slamauri
by Johnnybertone July 25, 2011
Get the slamaurimug.