Dirty sanchez's retarded cousin

Performing a Dirty Sanchez after taking ecstasy.

I introduced Stacy to Dirty Sanchez's retarded cousin last night.

by siris83 November 16, 2006

The Jacques Cousteau

while in shallow water, the female lays in a push-up position while the male leans over to enter from behind. the male uses one hand to hold around the female's abdomen, keeping her's and his own lower body (primarily his erection and her vaginal or anal orifice) from submerging in the water. the male's other hand is used to hold the female's head in and pull it out of the water,at his discretion.

the jacques cousteau i had last night nearly drowned me before climax.

by vicentethenazi June 23, 2008

Your 2nd cousin twice removed

The coolest comeback ever.

Boy 1: Hey did you do your homework last night.
Boy 5: no but i did your mom
Random dude who needs a life: OHHHHHHHHH! SHNAP!
Boy 1: Yeah well, i bet my mom wasnt as good as your 2nd cousin twice removed!
Random dude who needs a life: OHHHHHHHHHH! somebody got uber noob pwned!

by BrianX94 May 30, 2009

cousbin

1.When you marry a relative or are closely related. 2.When your family tree does not have that many limbs. 3.When you swim in the shallow end of the gene pool.

OMG their kids have three eyes, she must have married her cousbin.

by D Mike December 12, 2006

Cousin Larry

the one person no-one remembers but still shows up to the family reunion anyway

Ok kids you see cousin larry? STAY THE FUCK AWAY FROM HIM

by your boi guzma March 29, 2017

cousness

A smarter persons response to consciousness as its much shorter.

My cousness is woke.

by Mr_Swizzer September 21, 2017

Cousin

A cousin is like a brother or sister that you don’t fight with but see all the time.

My cousin is my best friend and He is a couple months older then me and I’m he’s like my big brother I never had. I love all 13 of my cousins! ( and my sisters to.)

by Cousin73 March 10, 2020