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Gaming parlance for the female equivalent of a t-bagging.

Placing one's genitals in another face for the purposes of mocking.
She cant t-bag him, she's got no balls...that's a Clam Slam!
Clam Slam by Dreshuk December 13, 2012
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clam slamming 

The female version of cock blocking. To hinder ones female associate from getting any action whether accidential or intentional.
"I talked to the tool for a damn hour only to have clam slamming Rhianne go make out with him in the corner."

"I hate it when Cindy gets drunk.. she turns into such a clam slammer."
clam slamming by Barbarella September 26, 2005

Clam Chowder

The act of a man giving a girl a cream pie and then having her queef it on to his chest or face
Jim thought it would be funny to give Brittani a cream pie, Jim didn't think it was funny when she gave him clam chowder all over his chest.
Clam Chowder by Jimbob23 July 1, 2009

clam baker

One who puts the pussy on a Pedastole.

Devorced boss mid 40's clam bakes (clam-baker) with the guys on a daily bases. Wears rings on his pinky finger.

Usually your best friends, friend talks up the pussy but your buddies in fact know he's GAY.

Devorced boss mid 40's clam bakes (clam baker) with the guys on a daily bases. Wears rings on his pinky finger.

clam baker by G-MONEY06492 August 2, 2006

Clam Jam 

A song sung by a female rock group pertaining to the subjects of heart break, hating men, or expressing ones self in a feminine way.
Man Taylor Swift's song, "Love Story" is one hell of a Clam Jam.
Clam Jam by Lucky16 January 15, 2011
When a girl who seems interested suddenly decides that she will not have sex.
"Hey girl, I thought we were going to get down. Why you gotta clam up on me?!"

Dude, this chick was all over me and then she totally clammed up!
Clam Up by gravytrain21 July 20, 2014