Ex-gameshow host on "The Price is Right." He retired the other day, after a whole hellofa long time as host, and always advised to Spay and Neuter your pets. After coming up in the 29,999,999 position in the 3chan 30,000,000 post escapade of 6/17/07, he was deemed an honorary meme by God.
On the 8th day, God created Game shows but he forgot the hosts.
On the 9th day, God created Bob Barker and since then, we never left the tube.
BOB BARKER DEMANDS AN EXPLANATION FOR THIS BULLSHIT
On the 9th day, God created Bob Barker and since then, we never left the tube.
BOB BARKER DEMANDS AN EXPLANATION FOR THIS BULLSHIT
by Mike2115 July 14, 2007
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Get the Gnarls Barkley mug.An almost universal way to say "thank you" in the North Caucasus, although used mainly by Avars and Chechens.
The old Chechen woman's arm was grazed by a shot from an angry Chechen jihadi's rifle, and she muttered "barkalla" as she was pulled out of harm's way by the Russian reporter.
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"I think it means your stomach's bleeding, that's weird. Anyway yeah i took a bob barker and it hurt man."
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by jarchrist December 11, 2007
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by tj tara September 8, 2007
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Yo, listen up, let me tell you a story,
'Bout a company called Bark, claimin' they got glory,
Parental control's their game and what they sell,
But I gotta speak out 'cause there's some stories to tell.
(Chorus)
Bark, bark, barking up the wrong tree,
Thinkin' you can control my family.
But your algorithms ain't foolproof or tight,
It's time to shine the spotlight on your oversight.
(Verse 2)
You say you protect kids from online threats and more,
Monitoring their messages down to the core.
But privacy concerns arise with every scan,
Invading our lives like an unwanted man.
(Bridge)
We all want safety for our children online,
But trust should be earned, not just a thin line.
Bark may mean well in its noble quest,
Yet it's crucial to question how far we invest.
(Chorus)
Bark, bark, barking up the wrong tree,
Thinkin' you can control my family.
But your algorithms ain't foolproof or tight,
It's time to shine the spotlight on your oversight.
(Verse 3)
Let kids grow and learn without constant surveillance
Teach them responsible use through guidance and patience
Respecting privacy is key in this digital age
So let's find better solutions that truly engage
(Outro)
Bark may have good intentions at heart
But let’s rethink monitoring from the start
Empower families with knowledge instead of fear
That’s how we'll create an atmosphere sincere.
Yo, listen up, let me tell you a story,
'Bout a company called Bark, claimin' they got glory,
Parental control's their game and what they sell,
But I gotta speak out 'cause there's some stories to tell.
(Chorus)
Bark, bark, barking up the wrong tree,
Thinkin' you can control my family.
But your algorithms ain't foolproof or tight,
It's time to shine the spotlight on your oversight.
(Verse 2)
You say you protect kids from online threats and more,
Monitoring their messages down to the core.
But privacy concerns arise with every scan,
Invading our lives like an unwanted man.
(Bridge)
We all want safety for our children online,
But trust should be earned, not just a thin line.
Bark may mean well in its noble quest,
Yet it's crucial to question how far we invest.
(Chorus)
Bark, bark, barking up the wrong tree,
Thinkin' you can control my family.
But your algorithms ain't foolproof or tight,
It's time to shine the spotlight on your oversight.
(Verse 3)
Let kids grow and learn without constant surveillance
Teach them responsible use through guidance and patience
Respecting privacy is key in this digital age
So let's find better solutions that truly engage
(Outro)
Bark may have good intentions at heart
But let’s rethink monitoring from the start
Empower families with knowledge instead of fear
That’s how we'll create an atmosphere sincere.
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