barkei

The people with this last name are one of the strongest and most brave people you can ever meet. They can also be the craziest and weirdest people you'll ever know. These four things are probably their strongest traits that you may notice from them. The Barkei name is one that you will never want to mess with.

The Barkei family is one of the best well-rounded families ever.

barkei by A Barkei Friend April 23, 2018

boardwalk barker 

The people that yell at you, as your walking past the overpriced game they operate on the pier, trying to get you to spend your hard earned money and win a cheap prize.

The couple were walking on the pier when suddenly a boardwalk barker startled them.

boardwalk barker by jpg3 August 13, 2015

barking gremlin

while getting a rimjob from a from a brazilian transvestite midget hooker you fart causing it to cough uncontrollably.

After a night of drinking and eating refried bean I passed out only to wake up with a wet asshole and a barking gremlin in the corner.

barking gremlin by maximus testiclees January 23, 2010

Walrus Barking 

A sexual act consisting of two large men, traditionally known as Bears, dressed in rubber suits, having sex on a hardwood floor. The act makes a distinctive sound like a walrus barking.

I was kept up last night from the walrus barking upstairs.

Walrus Barking by DrFiasco May 29, 2013

my dogs are barking 

My feet are hurting/tired.

I just worked a 12 hour shift, my dogs are barking.

my dogs are barking by APB15 March 31, 2009

Arkansas Barking Spider 

To pass gas, Fart

joe: passes gas
pete: what the hell was that?
joe: must have been an Arkansas Barking Spider

Arkansas Barking Spider by handymanCT December 17, 2009

Rocky Mountain Barking Spiders 

A "something" on which to blame farts.
Rather than accept blame for farting(noisily), one exclaims that they had witnessed a creature in close proximity by invoking it's name and looking behind.

Interchangeable with local fauna.

FFRRRTTTTT...
"OH! Darn Rocky Mountain Barking Spiders sneaking up on me again."

Rocky Mountain Barking Spiders by Psykram May 12, 2010