Vibrating tooth brush

tool used to masterbate girls, thrust the end without the bristles up..

"she always masterbated with her finger, now she uses a vibrating tooth brush"

by lions and tigers and bears December 28, 2005

George W Bush

1. Somebody idiots support.

2. Somebody who only got votes because stupid people are afraid of anything even remotely left-wing.

3. Pathetic excuse for a leader... all who follow him are similarly pathetic.

4. The single man responsible from lowering the USA's average IQ from the normal (100) to 41.

5. The reason why the word "retarded" is used more and more.

6. Somebody who supports "bravery" by soldiers, yet pussies out of service himself. see AWOL.

"Comparing Bush to Hitler is like comparing Gandhi to Jeffrey Dahmer"? Fuck no! Gandhi used non-violent resistance.

Comparing Bush to Hitler is REALLY like omparing Ed Gein to Timothy McVeigh - both murderers, but different brands.

2. "Comparing Bush to Bin Laden is like saying Churchill and Hitler are the same"? Fuck no! Churchill opposed a power-hungry freak, Bush is one.

Comparing Bush to Bin Laden is like saying the truth - both cowards.

1. Idiot: "I support Bush!"

2. Republican: "Holy shit! That guy's a democrat?! I can't vote for him, (despite I agreeing with his policies), I'd be called liberal!" (Too stupid to realise voting is anonymous...)

3. Republican: "I'm patheic..."

4. Bush (senior): "Now, son, let's open up the result of your medical..."

Bush (junior): "Huh huh huh huh huh..."

Bush (senior): "I knew it! It's heritary... you don't have a brain either!"

Bush (junior): "Huh huh huh huh huh..."

5. Reporter: "We're here at the local shopping mall to find out opinions on our President... excuse me, young man..."

Anybody: "Yeah?"

Reporter: "What do you think of George W. Bush?"

Anybody: "Retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded, retarded... etc.."

6. Officer: "Where on God's green earth is soldier George W. Bush?!"

Private: "He's gone AWOL, sir. Re-reading his ABCs..."

Officer: "He better got his yella ass back here pronto!"

Private: "Unlikely, sir. He's still looking at the pictures... not started on 'A' yet..."

by wez-1 September 13, 2005

george w. bush

A president supported by the upper middle class or rich. He is also fervently supported by evangelical Christians who may not necessarily be wealthy. Many supporters hold the belief that any leader other than Bush or another Republican would have cowered after the worst attack ever on US soil. This belief has no factual basis. FDR – a democrat, responded after Pearl Harbor, JFK – a democrat, responded after Soviet efforts to place nuclear missiles in Cuba, et cetera.

Policies are based off ideology rather than facts. Ideology comes first then evidence is sought to support these theories.

Many consider GWB to be the most adept in propaganda since Joseph Goebbels of Nazi Germany, although not a Nazi himself. Examples include the following:

Perhaps his greatest accomplishment in this area was convincing a majority of Americans that Iraq was involved in or perpetrated the attacks on 9/11. After failure to find WMD’s in Iraq Bush was able to convince Americans that humanitarian reasons were, in fact, the main reason for invasion. This tends to run counter to his claim in 2000 that he did not believe in nation building. This also ignores the fact that many nations including Russia, France, and the United States were able to break free of their own will from oppressive dictatorships. He was also able to convince Americans that terrorism exists due to blind hatred of democracy and western culture, not policies of the West. Generally terrorists (such as Al Qaeda) site the Israeli Palestinian conflict, and western occupation of Arab lands as reasons for their acts, not hatred of “freedom”.

In terms of domestic policy, Bush supports large and small businesses with the theory that in time benefits will trickle down to lower income citizens. So far this has led to a booming stock market, but little job growth due to outsourcing and higher productivity.

Bush Voter #1: Bush sure has made the economy great! Any day now I'll be able to find a job, I just know it. Just look at the stock market!

Bush Voter #2: Good thing Gore isn't in power. Saddam and Osama Bin Laden would have taken over our country by now!

Bush Voter #3: God bless George Bush, he would never cheat on his wife like Bill Clinton!

Bush Voter #4: Hey Bush isn't a Democrat right? Oh good, I'll vote for him then!

by John McCain November 25, 2006

George Bush

George Bush is the Current President of the United States of the America. And many consider him the worst president in history. Most people who say that are liberal numbnuts who are out of the loop and people who just follow what stupid liberals say.

Everybody hates Bush because of the Iraq War. If you don't know the real reason to stay in Iraq, then don't bash the president.

The belief that the economy under the Bush Presidency is falling is not true. The unemployment is down and the economy is up and it is better that what it was during the Clinton Years.

He believes that China, Russia, Iran, and North Korea are a threat and must be stopped.

"George Bush must keep the troops in Iraq."

by Atomicwarrior76 January 17, 2007

George Bush sucks

the only thing most anyone but Al Qaeda and redneck elephants can agree on.

george bush sucks at about everything, especially Iraq and goddamn cheney.

by Hevik December 30, 2010

George Bush

used when referring to a racial person "George Bush Doesn't Care About Black People" the phrase was coined by KANYE wEST

Dude watch out for him he's a George Bush. You know, he doesn't care about black people

by josephrobert326 June 21, 2011

Pine Bush

Pine Bush is a town full of farms and UFOs. The highschool is race divided and smells like cow shit half the time. Pine Bush has one McDonald’s were redneck kids think it is funny to burn out if the parking lot in their pickup truck with a confederate flag on the back. Pine Bush is more hick than Miniskink

We’re going to Pine Bush to get that farmers kush

by Madmason November 7, 2018