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bartender

1. Like or the actual conditions of prison sex... see Prison Hump...

2. Somebody who willingly and repeatedly partcipates in homosexual activity with fellow inmates, despite being hetrosexual... (tending to the guys like the jailhouse bitch...)

3. Some git serving beverages... probably also defition #2...
1. "That was some crazy-ass rough sex! That was so fuckin' bartender..."

2. "After I sold my sofa I had to become a baretender just to afford a score!"

3. "Who the fuck is that guy taking drink orders?" "That's the bartender... he tends the bar..." "Dude... what a fuckin' metrosexual..." "Yeah... he's always been a bartender(#2)"
by wez-1 September 4, 2005
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R Kelly

GUY #1: "Dude that homie has can't rap..."
GUY #2: "Who the fuck is that little boy?"
GUY #1: "That's his wife..."
by wez-1 September 4, 2005
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freedom flag

A flag standing for freedom... which of course does not exist. There's no freedom so a "freedom flag" actually stands for a lying government, most usually the United States of America.
Republican: "Everybody knows that the US stands for liberation, everybody..."

Realist: "Yeah sure, just don't look outside the US. Everyone in Europe thinks it stands for shit..."

Republican: "Of course not, it's the only freedom flag left!"

Realist: "Haha... whatever, Yank. I didn't know freedom was occupation, and I didn't know liberation was a slaughter! All those corpses can, at least, decompose freely..."

Republican: "No, no, no. We're preserving them... as trophies of a successful campaign..."

Realist: "What the fuck?!"

Republican: "We killed all those nasty terrorists!"

Realist: "You killed everyone!"

Republican: "Like the small number of terrorists!"

Realist: "No... I'#m talking to one. What the fuck?!"
by wez-1 September 13, 2005
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counterterrorist

The same meaning as terrorist. Same thing, just from another point of view.
by wez-1 September 13, 2005
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freedom fries

They never were French! They certainly aren't related to freedom, unless the fatter you are the more freedom you have! Hold on - is this related to the corporate fatcats?!
America sucks, France sucks, the whole world sucks!
by wez-1 September 13, 2005
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freedom

Doesn't exist...

There are levels of liberty but none are free... despite what America says...

American version: Pissing on some people... sometimes literally.
During the war on Iraq the American troops brung freedom to Iraq's people... this meant that some of the soldiers got to torture the some of the SURVIVORS!
by wez-1 September 13, 2005
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free country

If any of the Americans who say that the USA is the only free country in the world actually left their own country they'd realise they were talking shit...
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