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Twitter Virus

The Twitter Virus is a mental illness that only progresses when you are on Twitter.

Stage 1: Infection

Stage 1 begins with no noticeable effects, both from the inside and outside. However, the virus has begun it's journey up to the brain.

Stage 2: The Process Begins
The victim will feel an interest towards animals, maybe even participate in a few furry-related communities. Being on Twitter, of course, will mean you are subject to far more LGBT levels in a day than a normal person on Earth in a year. However, as time goes by, it will get worse.

Stage 3: The End
Stage 2 lasts a very long time, and Stage 3 may only come 1-4 years after Stage 2 begins. At the beginning of Stage 3, the virus has full control of your brain, and out of nowhere, you suddenly become a furry and join the LGBTQ community with some vague xenogender that nobody knew existed.

Once Stage 3 begins, there is no turning back. Sure, you can still quit from Twitter at any time, but it will be far more difficult, and the LGBTQ furry won't leave from inside you. Your humanity is gone forever. There are many who are immune, but a good chunk of the human population (estimated 60%) are in danger of catching it. In fact, most furries and LGBTQ members are victims of the Twitter Virus. This is why we do what must be done; we must do God's work while he weeps about how his creations went oh, so wrong.
Twitter Virus is a virus that corrupts everyone it can reach, or try to. And it will try.

Alex: I'm going to go on Twitter.
Jack: You sure that's a good idea?
2 years later
Jaybird: UWU~
Jack: I'm sorry it had to end this way, Alex. If you still, even remember that name..
by Technological Night March 27, 2022
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Twitter Whore

I can't believe that we have a Twitter whore for a president.
by Tripory January 15, 2017
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Kpop Twitter

kpop twitter can be kinda toxic tho
by mark lees cum dumpster March 10, 2020
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Football Twitter

A bunch of lads spreading agendas and hate, common phrases are virgin, hth, and nabbed. Top guys like DaddySterling make the bird app worthwile
Aubazettes is a nonce who spends his life on football twitter (ft)
by DaddySterling May 13, 2020
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GD Twitter

A part of Twitter that is packed full of drama over square jump game.
Person 1: "Hey did you hear about the drama in the GD Twitter community?"
Person 2: "Let me guess, either Zed or Skye is involved?"
by NTPinheiro May 18, 2020
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Twitter Lie

When you tweet something that you know isn't true just because you're on twitter and you think no one will notice
(twitter lie) I can't wait to see her <3

(reality) I'm so lonely
by chillette August 7, 2011
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Twitter Troll

A Twitter addict whose main goal in life is to annoy everyone around them to get attention and views.
A social media abuser.
Our President is a Twitter Troll.
Watch her Twitter Troll the media like a pro.
by Noir March 23, 2017
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